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god.

see also: greatest human ever, living or dead.
bo jackson?

bo knows.
by DoctoRUMS October 10, 2005

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the male genitalia.

see also: cock, penis, dong, dick

also used to make hilarious parodies of songs. see example below.
twinkle twinkle little star. how i SCHVANTZ!
by DoctoRUMS October 10, 2005

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blue ribbon tits, especially large yet still attractive ones.
D: dude, you see them fucking lohans on her?
J: (thumbs up)
by DoctoRUMS October 10, 2005

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when a girl is giving you head and she chokes on your cum and pukes, but keeps it in her mouth and it burns your dick.
i ran off all in her mouth and she choked and well, it ended up in a deep fryer.
by DoctoRUMS October 10, 2005

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Breasts. Particularly, very nice ones.
J: Man, Kate is such a bitch.
D: I know, but she has award winning jumpies.
J: Yeah, you know... you're right. I never thought about it like that.
by DoctoRUMS March 13, 2005

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the area between the anus and pubic region commonly traversed by pubic lice. see also, taint.
I don't mind when you lick my balls, but stay the hell away from my crabwalk!
by DoctoRUMS March 13, 2005

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simply flactulence. that's it.
i'll fucking kill whoever is littering in my car. knock it off ass.
by DoctoRUMS October 10, 2005

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