DoctoRUMS's definitions

jumpies

Breasts. Particularly, very nice ones.

J: Man, Kate is such a bitch.
D: I know, but she has award winning jumpies.
J: Yeah, you know... you're right. I never thought about it like that.

by DoctoRUMS March 13, 2005

Lohans

blue ribbon tits, especially large yet still attractive ones.

D: dude, you see them fucking lohans on her?
J: (thumbs up)

by DoctoRUMS October 10, 2005

littering

simply flactulence. that's it.

i'll fucking kill whoever is littering in my car. knock it off ass.

by DoctoRUMS October 10, 2005

crabwalk

the area between the anus and pubic region commonly traversed by pubic lice. see also, taint.

I don't mind when you lick my balls, but stay the hell away from my crabwalk!

by DoctoRUMS March 13, 2005

deep fryer

when a girl is giving you head and she chokes on your cum and pukes, but keeps it in her mouth and it burns your dick.

i ran off all in her mouth and she choked and well, it ended up in a deep fryer.

by DoctoRUMS October 10, 2005

bo jackson

god.

see also: greatest human ever, living or dead.

bo jackson?

bo knows.

by DoctoRUMS October 29, 2005

schvantz

the male genitalia.

see also: cock, penis, dong, dick

also used to make hilarious parodies of songs. see example below.

twinkle twinkle little star. how i SCHVANTZ!

by DoctoRUMS October 10, 2005