Definitions by DoctoRUMS

bo jackson

god.

see also: greatest human ever, living or dead.

bo jackson?

bo knows.

bo jackson by DoctoRUMS October 29, 2005

schvantz 

the male genitalia.

see also: cock, penis, dong, dick

also used to make hilarious parodies of songs. see example below.

twinkle twinkle little star. how i SCHVANTZ!

schvantz by DoctoRUMS October 10, 2005

littering 

simply flactulence. that's it.

i'll fucking kill whoever is littering in my car. knock it off ass.

littering by DoctoRUMS October 10, 2005

Lohans 

blue ribbon tits, especially large yet still attractive ones.

D: dude, you see them fucking lohans on her?
J: (thumbs up)

Lohans by DoctoRUMS October 10, 2005

deep fryer 

when a girl is giving you head and she chokes on your cum and pukes, but keeps it in her mouth and it burns your dick.

i ran off all in her mouth and she choked and well, it ended up in a deep fryer.

deep fryer by DoctoRUMS October 10, 2005

crabwalk 

the area between the anus and pubic region commonly traversed by pubic lice. see also, taint.

I don't mind when you lick my balls, but stay the hell away from my crabwalk!

crabwalk by DoctoRUMS March 13, 2005

jumpies 

Breasts. Particularly, very nice ones.

J: Man, Kate is such a bitch.
D: I know, but she has award winning jumpies.
J: Yeah, you know... you're right. I never thought about it like that.

jumpies by DoctoRUMS March 13, 2005