schvontz 

German word for penis.

"Keith Lundy has a really small schvontz." Olga said to her friend after he failed to make love to her.

schvontz by Allahu February 24, 2005

schvantz 

Yiddish for Penis.

He's got the schvantz of a bull! I'm walking bow-legged today!

schvantz by David Glaiser April 3, 2008

schlontzwise 

Any direction that cannot be described by any of the standard directional naming conventions, i.e.: up, down, in, out, forward, backward, left, right, oblique/diagonal, etc.

Onward - Upward - Forward - and - Schlontzwise!!

Upon hitting the ice patch, his car started to slide schlontzwise uncontrollably.

schlontzwise by ZisSra July 25, 2011

schvonton 

half black, half chinese - also commonly known as a chinegro.

Did you hear? Jamaal knocked up Kun Li and now they're going to have a Schvonton!

schvonton by Schvontonator July 22, 2011

schvantz 

the male genitalia.

see also: cock, penis, dong, dick

also used to make hilarious parodies of songs. see example below.

twinkle twinkle little star. how i SCHVANTZ!

schvantz by DoctoRUMS October 10, 2005

schvantz 

Yiddish for tail.

That dog is chasing its schvantz.

schvantz by REBELYELLoz September 13, 2011