schvontz
"Keith Lundy has a really small schvontz." Olga said to her friend after he failed to make love to her.
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schvantz by David Glaiser April 3, 2008
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schlontzwise
Any direction that cannot be described by any of the standard directional naming conventions, i.e.: up, down, in, out, forward, backward, left, right, oblique/diagonal, etc.
Onward - Upward - Forward - and - Schlontzwise!!
Upon hitting the ice patch, his car started to slide schlontzwise uncontrollably.
Upon hitting the ice patch, his car started to slide schlontzwise uncontrollably.
schlontzwise by ZisSra July 25, 2011
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schvantz by REBELYELLoz September 13, 2011
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.