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Schkoom • schloom • schoom • Schoomer • Schoomp • schkoob • schkoovatz • schkroombly • Schloomer • Schloomf
Schoomp
The noise in which a penis makes while exiting the pants/underpants which keep it confined. The noise is audible if and only if the person possesses a penis with proper length and girth to cause said noise. The noise is usually accompanied by a loud bang as the male appendage hits and most likely breaks whatever is in front of it.
A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.
A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.
Girl: Hey big boy, want to have fun tonight?
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!
mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!
mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*
Schoomp by Lord Goddard May 1, 2013
schkoovatz
schkoovatz by Gator Johnny June 27, 2018
Schloomer
1) One (1) who plays the sackbutt.
2) One who speaks German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball.
2) One who speaks German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball.
schoom
noun
Russian word for noise. Noise is defined as:
a sound, especially one that is loud or unpleasant or that causes disturbance.
It is often used by a bi-lingual Russian English speaker who often mixes the words for both languages when communicating with other Russian English speakers.
Russian word for noise. Noise is defined as:
a sound, especially one that is loud or unpleasant or that causes disturbance.
It is often used by a bi-lingual Russian English speaker who often mixes the words for both languages when communicating with other Russian English speakers.
schoom by Big Daddy Bling Bling January 14, 2022
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