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noun

Russian word for noise. Noise is defined as:
a sound, especially one that is loud or unpleasant or that causes disturbance.

It is often used by a bi-lingual Russian English speaker who often mixes the words for both languages when communicating with other Russian English speakers.
Quit making all that schoom, I'm trying to sleep. Said my Americanized Russian grandmother.
schoom by Big Daddy Bling Bling January 14, 2022
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I schoomed the bitch in the dressing room at JC Penney
schoom by Derrick Filos March 1, 2008
Pinching the top of a person's ear as a sign of affection.
Let me give you a little schoom.”
Schoom by Crableprechaun October 16, 2019
I came in her ass and as I pulled out, she spurted schoom all over me.

Ombudsman school 

A school where short bus riders go
Jeremy: I went to Ombudsman school because i wasn't going to get passed for attending alone.
Seth: What are you retarded?
Jeremy: It's called a learning disability, bro
Seth: Oh ok.

malcom bridge middle school 

A place full of rich kids who only care about daddy’s money and dumbass rednecks who can’t spell the word dog.
Jimbob: Heard you go to malcom bridge middle school

Jimmy: Yep I do

Jimbob: Feels bad

Malcom bridge middle school 

This school is ok but the teachers and students are ass! This is a place full of fuck boys and girls
Tom: do you go to Malcom bridge middle school?!
Sarah: yeah it’s a terrible place filled with hoes