Schmuck + Trump = Shrump. Trump is the dumbest schmuck in the game. WHO IS THE DUMBEST SHMUCK IN THE GAME???? SCHRUMP SCHRUMP SCHRUMP. WHO IS THE DUMB SCHMUCK IN THE OVAL OFFICE?? SCHRUMP SCHRUMP SCHRUMP!!! DONALD SCHRUMP!!!!

-CREDIT GOES TO GARY JACOBS
What's the name of the dumb shmuck in the oval office? Donald Schrump!
by OKURNESSEABJ June 28, 2020
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To put yourself in a shitty situation and end up fucking everyone and thing around you
"That piece of shit just schrumped our asses"
by tubemaster April 8, 2009
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A strange mass of varying textures that is found on freshly cut lawn. It is a substance that can only be explained as alien poo.
I just mowed the lawn, put away the mower and when i returned i noticed schrump. I looked around, no culprit could be found. So I knew! Yes, I knew it was schrump.
by Gav Bond June 14, 2008
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