Schrumped

To put yourself in a shitty situation and end up fucking everyone and thing around you

"That piece of shit just schrumped our asses"

by tubemaster April 8, 2009

shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

Schumpeter

a great coded expression for taking a dump. Has a subtle onomatopoeic effect. Often used when bored of normal topics which are related to Schumpeter.

Mate I'll be right back. Just need to go for a massive Schumpeter.

by urbaneconomist November 28, 2010

Schruted

When you screw something up in a really irreversible way.

I really schruted it.

by ChillJammyTheEpic April 17, 2019

Schlumpadumpf

Schlumpadumpf - noun - the state your boy is in when he’s wasted as fuck and laying on the floor and making absolutely no sense. May also be used to refer to the individual himself.

“Yo what’s the move fam ”
“I’m schlumpadumpf”

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 2, 2019

scrumpdiddlyumptious

Scrumpdiddlyumptious is used to describe something that tasted just exquisite.

"Wow that juicy worm was scrumpdiddlyumptious"
"These fire ants and nice, crunchy and scrumpdiddlyumptious!"
"Prawn crackers?! Mother you did not go there! They are not scrumpdiddlyumptious!! grrrr"

by phia on fire June 13, 2019

schrumpfed

(1) When one gets caught doing something stupid, embarassing, or anything of a private nature by your parents. (2) Also, when one's parents call you and prevent you from doing something enjoyable.

"He can't do anything tonight because he got schrumpfed by his mom last night while he was mastrubating."

by Rampage W. September 26, 2009