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Schmuck
Schmuck - Someone who is more than an idiot
Luke, you're a schmuck!
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A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
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Schmuck
A stupid fool who does silly things.
Max, what the fuck are you doing you schmuck!
by lebronisgoat October 29, 2018
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(1) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision,a Yiddish term (an accent of the german language used by jewish people)

(2) german word for "adornment" or "jewelry"

(3) metaphorical meaning: a prick, an asshole, etc
(1) Throw that schmuck away!

(2) necklaces, pearls, bracelets, etc
are "Schmuck"

(3) Robert Crumb calls a lot of people schmucks
by eder May 21, 2004
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moron, idiot, general derogitory term
"You complete schmuck!"
by Lord_Peanut May 12, 2005
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a shmuck is another word for dickhead
sally “suzan your so ugly”
suzan “sally you fucking schmuck”
sally “suzan you take that back!”
by Ching Queef June 08, 2018
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it is a yidish word and it means prick
my boss yelled at me for something i didnt do.what a schmuck
by mike August 19, 2003
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