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Them: I would totally be your BP partner.

Me: Preciate ya schriv💯
schriv by kyliciouss January 25, 2021
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Someone who is old and really shriveled up and wrinkled.
I saw your granny at the public pool . Boy is she a shrivler!
shrivler by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017
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schivone 

Falsing claiming "Jewish" heritage for the sole purpose of gaining political leverage in a fight against the Jewish people and Israel, the state of the Jewsih people.
This phenomenon is named after Gabriel Schivone- a self-proclaimed Jew with no Jewish heritage

Gabriel Schivone is one of the very few people in human history whose name is destined to become a description of a phenomenon, in this case the Schivone Jew. Previous examples of persons who have given their names to phenomena include Vidkun Quisling, the Earl of Sandwich, and only very few others.

A Schivone Jew pretends to be Jewish in order to shield himeslf from accustations of anti-Semitism, as he fights against Jewish values and ideals.
schivone by Xanadu 600 October 23, 2011

Scrivage 

A greeting in which you rub your head against a girl's breasts
Thunder Heart gives the best Scrivage
Scrivage by Otidi June 24, 2010

Schaivoed 

The point at which you become so high and/or drunk, that you are no longer able to stand or sit. A schaivoed individual will enter a vegetative state, and will lay down on the nearest horizontal surface, most often the floor.
Dude, I smoked a whole bowl of the crippy at Jim's party and got schaivoed. I woke up the next morning in a dress.
Schaivoed by Deadly Pancake January 9, 2009
he's very schpivelly

you're acting quite schipvel today
schpivel by pks_22 January 11, 2023

schrimshaw 

a game consisting of two or more friends smoking an obscene amount of weed following this game is usally eating a cornicopious array of different goodies or snacks
hey homie u wanna go to my house after school to play some schrimshaw
schrimshaw by Darryn Joseph January 9, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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