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scrivens 

a totaly hot babe, with great style and is amazing in bed.
shes in to deep porn and crazy leather fetishes
ellie- dude, scrivens was totaly insane last night!
sarah- i know i have the scars to prove it!
scrivens by ellieleebaby April 8, 2009
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scrivens 

An exclamation of surprise. Best used very rarely for full effect.
Bloke One: Wow Darlo beat Man Utd 17-0 last night.
Bloke Two: Scrivens!
scrivens by stu-rob-billy-bob November 6, 2008

Scrivens 

slag form of inbred/incest activity
Person 1: Hey didn't that guy screw his sister?
Person 5: Yeah.
Person 3: That's so scrivens!
Scrivens by bal0123 June 26, 2008

ben scrivens 

some rando who made team canada

playedd on the oilers jets and coyotesand is unemployed playing for hockey canada, jeez!
Wow that homeless goalie is such a ben scrivens
ben scrivens by Ugandianwarrior69 February 5, 2018

zachariah scrivens 

Hey did you hear about that kid who got hit by a car

Yes his name is Zachariah Scrivens and he’s a legend
zachariah scrivens by Zelephant3000 November 14, 2020
The dried wax on a birthday cake caused by leaving the candles lit too long.
Hurry up and blow the candles out befor you get scriven on the cake
scriven by Pnub11 September 6, 2007

Scrivener 

One who is characterized by excessive sense of worth or exaggerated decorum.
That know it all scrivener is a real son of a bitch.
Scrivener by Hbarca June 4, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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