Scriv 

One cool motherfucker with immaculate taste in women, clothes, and humor. A smooth, likable, caring individual with an infectious personality and good looks to match. However, the Scriv does possess a dark side as its cold, calculating wit can be a valuable tool in exacting its revenge. While the Scriv is typically a peaceful, loving creature, when wronged it can become cruel, vindictive, sadistic, and downright coldhearted. However, don't fuck with him or her and you will enjoy one of the most honest, trustworthy, and loyal friends the human race has to offer. While the Scriv is occasionally wrong, it can be looked upon as a highly reliable resource, giving nearly always accurate advice and possessing an encyclopedia-like cache of knowledge and wisdom.

Damn, that Scriv sure is one useful dude.

I don't know what I'd do without a Scriv on my side.

Wow, I was really distressed when I found out my parents were getting a divorce, but then I talked to Scriv and everything was better.

Scriv? That's my nigga!

Scriv by Johnny Hot Pockets December 9, 2008

Scriv 

A dirty bum, usually found wandering neighborhoods with the suburban yeti, throwing in bombs of that vanilla.

Scriv-"Hey, do you think you could buy me some longcut vanilla skoal from the corner store"

Scriv by Billy mayzing December 26, 2008

scriv 

1. a term for a poor person

2. a blade much like a shiv, except used by younger and fatter people

3. a term for an arrogant player addicted to snus and soggy walkers

1. watch out, there's a scriv about

2. i'm gonna stick you with my scriv

3. don't go out with him, he's scriv

scriv by scrivscrivscriv February 8, 2008

scribbish 

noun: a combination, portmanteau, of scribble and rubbish

Every writing contest must begin with a large staff of readers just to filter out all the scribbish.

scribbish by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ June 28, 2012

Scribblered

To be above all known human limits of intoxication from the use of alcohol or drugs.

Tom: Did you hear about that abusive guy who was making up accusations that aren't true?

John: Yea, he was Scribblered.

Scribblered by UlyssesGrant April 15, 2019

scribulent

adj.)
describes someone who writes illegibly and hastily in a turbulent manner

adv.)
scribulently

synonyms: hasty, illegible, quick, messy

antonyms: neat, precise, clear, legible

Josh's handwriting was so scribulent that I could hardly distinguish his f's from his g's...

scribulent by evhguitargod666 January 14, 2013

schivone 

Falsing claiming "Jewish" heritage for the sole purpose of gaining political leverage in a fight against the Jewish people and Israel, the state of the Jewsih people.

This phenomenon is named after Gabriel Schivone- a self-proclaimed Jew with no Jewish heritage

Gabriel Schivone is one of the very few people in human history whose name is destined to become a description of a phenomenon, in this case the Schivone Jew. Previous examples of persons who have given their names to phenomena include Vidkun Quisling, the Earl of Sandwich, and only very few others.

A Schivone Jew pretends to be Jewish in order to shield himeslf from accustations of anti-Semitism, as he fights against Jewish values and ideals.

schivone by Xanadu 600 October 23, 2011