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When the town you currently reside in is a veritable shithole; a cornucopia of all that sucks.
"Holy cow! I can't wait to have this jerkwater schitty in my rearview mirror for good!"
Schitty by wavyg July 16, 2014

Schnitty 

Australian Slang for Schnitzel; normally referring to Chicken Schnitzel bought from a Pub.
Oi, Bazza, yagarn down the pub for a schnitty?
Schnitty by Kroony August 24, 2010

Schmitty 

1. noun - A hypothetical person who is always a bit cooler than everyone, has more stuff than you, is better in every way.

2. verb - Doing something a little beer than someone else, or buying a better version of something.
1.
"Schmitty has one of those."
"She's not as hot as Schmitty's girlfriend."
"The world record is 23 chicken legs, but Schmitty ate 24."
"Schmitty's car is a little faster."

2.
"I bought a new tv that's an inch bigger than yours. I schmitty'd you."
"Everytime I get something new for my boat, Joe has to go and buy something a little bit better just to schmitty me."
Schmitty by earlsgarage May 6, 2006

Schmitty 

A GIRL WHO THINKS THERES NO GRAVITY AND THINKS THE WORLD IS FLAT
I feel like schmitty sometimes
Schmitty by Colour May 31, 2016

Scritty Mcphee 

A proclaimed ego of Scott Mcphee, a person who is Nanny McPhee's grandchild, a look alike of Belle Delphine and is dropped by his fake friends. Once he has transformed into his ego, "Scritty", he would start smiling. The smile will later increase into an extremely wide smug grin. His face would start to flatten and expand, by this time, consider yourself in extreme danger as he will b ̗͊e̵̮͒g ͚̉i̵̲͒n ͈̽ ̶̤̆t̴͎̅o̴̖͑ ̯̄é̵̱x̴̲̏t̶͓̑é̵̼n̶͚̉ḍ̶̀ ̺̑ḧ̶͓́ḭ̵͋s̵͍͆ ̵͖̃l̴͖̊î̵͍m̶̛̦b̴̜̈s ̹̇ ̴̪͊a̵̟̕n ͕͒d̴͊ͅ ̦̂s ̺͐t̵͚͌a̵͎͂r̵̛ͅt ̫̋ ̴̺̓c ̰͐r̶̦͝á̵͇w ̻̐l ̫̾i ̝͌n ̘̿g ̫́ ̵͈̄o ̟̇n̴̙̒ ̶͌͜a ̞̽l ̯́l̵̰̐ ̟̎f̵͚͘ō̵͎u̵͎̍r̴̠͝s̴̭̆. ̢͌W̴̟̏h ̺̊e̶͎̅n ̪̆ ́͜t ̪̎h̶͠ͅà̶̜t̶̼̀ ̵͓̑ḫ̵͝a ̺͑p ̮̓p̵̬͝ē̵̻n̵͙̈́s̵̹̚,̶̤͘ ̖͝R̴̥͆U ̡͆N̶̦͌ ̴̱͑A̶̲͛Ẉ̴̿A̴̞͘Y ͖̿ ̴̢̓I ̲̈Ṃ̴̉M̶͎̓E̵̳͠D ͙͂I̶̧̚A̵̗̓Ț̶̑E̴͚̽L ̦̍Y ͙͝.̵̼͑ ̵̼́H̵̬͂Ẻ̶̫ ̵̢̉W̴͖̐I̴͖͗Ĺ̶̻ ̵̼̀L̴͓̃ ̶͕̈N̶̟̍ ̵̗͒O̵̩̓T̴͓͝ ̴̹͐G̵̖̀ ̵͓̀I ̬̋V̴̗̕ ̵͕̄E ̛͚ ̣͐Ù̶̲ ̖̈́P̶̪͆Ǘ̶̩N ̛̦ ̶̥̔T̵̰́Ḭ̵̅L ͎̓ ̖͌H ͈̂ ̝̌E̵̯̿ ̵̟͛T̴̰̓A ̦͠ ̶̥̆K ͍̈́ ̻̔Ë̶͎S̴͖͂Ÿ̵̢́ ̵̜͝O ̛͇Ű̵̮ ͚͋T ͎̉ ̨͝O̵̧̐ ̵͍̀H ͈͋I ̭̄ ̵̱͊S̴̪̓ ̶̖̽D̴̬̆ ̵͖̍U̶͕͐N̴͔̽ ̶̤͑G̴̖͠E̴͓̾ ̺̚O̵̲̚N̵̮̍.̵̨́
His parents called him sick today,
said he was a "Scritty Mcphee".
Dunno what that means but ok.

Dirty Schmitty 

When you get so Schmitfaced and you're wasted and ready to fuck but you pass out with your dick in your hand and ramen noodles in the microwave.
He got drunk as fuck again and pulled another Dirty Schmitty
Dirty Schmitty by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019