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A small, long-haired dog with crooked legs and an abnormally long tail
Hi, my name is (blank) and this is my Shritty dog, Hank!”
shritty by pickledpepperpicker February 6, 2021
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shittymorph 

Shittymorph is a famous user on Reddit. He is widely known for his clever comments in which he will type out a paragraph - on the subject at hand - and poetically mislead/bamboozle the readers. It is said that he started doing this in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.
Damn it! u/shittymorph is bamboozling me in UD now, too!
shittymorph by vynepa February 11, 2019

Shitty Salmon 

A manmade cologne created by kjsmoothh. It’s mixed with a concoction of flavors and smells like shit.
Random guy: This cologne smells like someone took a shit!
Kjsmoothh: i just sprayed you with shitty salmon, sir.
Shitty Salmon by Zesteas December 6, 2021

Shitty Hair

If you are deeply in love with someone you call them “Shitty Hair” nobody needs to know you like them and their stupid spiky red hair, not even you.
Person #1: hey Bakubro!
Person #2: hey Shitty Hair...

Poopy Shitty Bum Bum 

An Adjective meaning a dirty asshole filled with fecal matter and outrageous amounts of chunky poop.
Poopy Shitty Bum Bum by Mr.Cool Kat February 7, 2012

Shittycack 

When people are having anal and the person getting it shits on the other persons cock and they put it in a bag and keep going.
Melanie totally shittycacked James last night!
Shittycack by shittycack March 19, 2010

Shitty bananas

Something that's both cuckoo bananas and a little unfortunate.
"Yeah last night was crazy! Pretty sure I threw my shoes out of a car window though."

"Haha wow, that's shitty bananas."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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