n.

A thin cutlet of veal, usually seasoned, that is dipped in batter and fried.
"Dude! You ate my fucking schnitzel!"
by bill November 21, 2002
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A character from a show called Chowder.
Guy 1: What is your favorite cartoon character?
Guy 2: Schnitzel from Chowder.
by יודל ישן March 27, 2021
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Pronounced (shneet-zil)
An alternative to s**t, that way you can use it anywhere and only the Germans and Austrians will be confused..
1.*police sirens

Yells, "SCHNITZEL"

2. *at restaurant

Wrong order, "Schnitzel'

Waiter, "Sorry, we don't serve that here, however there's this nice German eatery down the road"

*Face palm
by TjEnkins4548 October 30, 2011
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A word you say to convey that you are in a predicament. Basically the same thing as "in a pickle", but instead of pickle you say schnitzel.
I am in a real schnitzel right now, I can't decide whether to have schnitzel or chicken wings for dinner!
by UwUltimateDoge May 5, 2021
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Can be used as a verb or adjective. Can be used in most situations to mean something generally of distaste.
Schnit: Hey, do you like my new motorcycle?
Zel: It seems rather schitzelly.
Schnit: Go schitzel yourself!

Tim: Hey, do you want to watch Barney with me?
Johnson: ... schnitzel. *runs away
Tim: Awww, schnitzel!
by Zee Schnitzel June 22, 2017
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