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A thin cutlet of veal, usually seasoned, that is dipped in batter and fried.
"Dude! You ate my fucking schnitzel!"
by bill November 20, 2002
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When one penis is inserted inside another penis through the japseye. it is often known for being used in Austria. It comes from an austrian legend where they had farms with a breed of animals that that mated by using this type of sex.
A gay man: "Wouldn't it be fun if we could do it properly??"
His partner: "You want to schnitzel?!?"
by kidUrban June 01, 2010
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German meat cutlet
(Wiener Schnitzel, not to be confused with the chain wienerschnitzel, which amazing :D)

great for screaming as a curse word.
-Hey man, you've got ketchup on your shirt!
-Oh schnitzel!
by liana w. April 15, 2008
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Can be used as a verb or adjective. Can be used in most situations to mean something generally of distaste.
Schnit: Hey, do you like my new motorcycle?
Zel: It seems rather schitzelly.
Schnit: Go schitzel yourself!

Tim: Hey, do you want to watch Barney with me?
Johnson: ... schnitzel. *runs away
Tim: Awww, schnitzel!
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by Zee Schnitzel June 22, 2017
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Pronounced (shneet-zil)
An alternative to s**t, that way you can use it anywhere and only the Germans and Austrians will be confused..
1.*police sirens

Yells, "SCHNITZEL"

2. *at restaurant

Wrong order, "Schnitzel'

Waiter, "Sorry, we don't serve that here, however there's this nice German eatery down the road"

*Face palm
by TjEnkins4548 October 29, 2011
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