by יודל ישן March 27, 2021

by bill November 20, 2002

Pronounced (shneet-zil)
An alternative to s**t, that way you can use it anywhere and only the Germans and Austrians will be confused..
An alternative to s**t, that way you can use it anywhere and only the Germans and Austrians will be confused..
1.*police sirens
Yells, "SCHNITZEL"
2. *at restaurant
Wrong order, "Schnitzel'
Waiter, "Sorry, we don't serve that here, however there's this nice German eatery down the road"
*Face palm
Yells, "SCHNITZEL"
2. *at restaurant
Wrong order, "Schnitzel'
Waiter, "Sorry, we don't serve that here, however there's this nice German eatery down the road"
*Face palm
by TjEnkins4548 October 29, 2011

I want to eat schnitzels all day
by thefugitivenooneknows February 26, 2014

EX: Oh my schnitzel
by trendyhipster03 September 08, 2017

Can be used as a verb or adjective. Can be used in most situations to mean something generally of distaste.
Schnit: Hey, do you like my new motorcycle?
Zel: It seems rather schitzelly.
Schnit: Go schitzel yourself!
Tim: Hey, do you want to watch Barney with me?
Johnson: ... schnitzel. *runs away
Tim: Awww, schnitzel!
Zel: It seems rather schitzelly.
Schnit: Go schitzel yourself!
Tim: Hey, do you want to watch Barney with me?
Johnson: ... schnitzel. *runs away
Tim: Awww, schnitzel!
by Zee Schnitzel June 22, 2017

The most fitting euphemism which is used interchangeably with "shit." A well trained user will be able to switch between "shit" and "schnitzel" depending on audience.
"Dude, I just took a steamy schnitzel on the hood of that guys car"
"Holy frickin' schnitzel! I just won the lottery!"
"Holy frickin' schnitzel! I just won the lottery!"
by Bizzy Body January 08, 2009
