Scritty

A person who doesn’t present themselves as clean or scruffy and unkept.

Look at that scritty family.

by Beachybum262 February 11, 2022

Scritty

Stephens City, Virginia

I was born and raised in The Scritty.

by Bushrod Johnson September 7, 2009

Scritty Mcphee

A proclaimed ego of Scott Mcphee, a person who is Nanny McPhee's grandchild, a look alike of Belle Delphine and is dropped by his fake friends. Once he has transformed into his ego, "Scritty", he would start smiling. The smile will later increase into an extremely wide smug grin. His face would start to flatten and expand, by this time, consider yourself in extreme danger as he will b ̗͊e̵̮͒g ͚̉i̵̲͒n ͈̽ ̶̤̆t̴͎̅o̴̖͑ ̯̄é̵̱x̴̲̏t̶͓̑é̵̼n̶͚̉ḍ̶̀ ̺̑ḧ̶͓́ḭ̵͋s̵͍͆ ̵͖̃l̴͖̊î̵͍m̶̛̦b̴̜̈s ̹̇ ̴̪͊a̵̟̕n ͕͒d̴͊ͅ ̦̂s ̺͐t̵͚͌a̵͎͂r̵̛ͅt ̫̋ ̴̺̓c ̰͐r̶̦͝á̵͇w ̻̐l ̫̾i ̝͌n ̘̿g ̫́ ̵͈̄o ̟̇n̴̙̒ ̶͌͜a ̞̽l ̯́l̵̰̐ ̟̎f̵͚͘ō̵͎u̵͎̍r̴̠͝s̴̭̆. ̢͌W̴̟̏h ̺̊e̶͎̅n ̪̆ ́͜t ̪̎h̶͠ͅà̶̜t̶̼̀ ̵͓̑ḫ̵͝a ̺͑p ̮̓p̵̬͝ē̵̻n̵͙̈́s̵̹̚,̶̤͘ ̖͝R̴̥͆U ̡͆N̶̦͌ ̴̱͑A̶̲͛Ẉ̴̿A̴̞͘Y ͖̿ ̴̢̓I ̲̈Ṃ̴̉M̶͎̓E̵̳͠D ͙͂I̶̧̚A̵̗̓Ț̶̑E̴͚̽L ̦̍Y ͙͝.̵̼͑ ̵̼́H̵̬͂Ẻ̶̫ ̵̢̉W̴͖̐I̴͖͗Ĺ̶̻ ̵̼̀L̴͓̃ ̶͕̈N̶̟̍ ̵̗͒O̵̩̓T̴͓͝ ̴̹͐G̵̖̀ ̵͓̀I ̬̋V̴̗̕ ̵͕̄E ̛͚ ̣͐Ù̶̲ ̖̈́P̶̪͆Ǘ̶̩N ̛̦ ̶̥̔T̵̰́Ḭ̵̅L ͎̓ ̖͌H ͈̂ ̝̌E̵̯̿ ̵̟͛T̴̰̓A ̦͠ ̶̥̆K ͍̈́ ̻̔Ë̶͎S̴͖͂Ÿ̵̢́ ̵̜͝O ̛͇Ű̵̮ ͚͋T ͎̉ ̨͝O̵̧̐ ̵͍̀H ͈͋I ̭̄ ̵̱͊S̴̪̓ ̶̖̽D̴̬̆ ̵͖̍U̶͕͐N̴͔̽ ̶̤͑G̴̖͠E̴͓̾ ̺̚O̵̲̚N̵̮̍.̵̨́

His parents called him sick today,
said he was a "Scritty Mcphee".
Dunno what that means but ok.

by BigBurgerShambles May 11, 2021

Schitty

When the town you currently reside in is a veritable shithole; a cornucopia of all that sucks.

"Holy cow! I can't wait to have this jerkwater schitty in my rearview mirror for good!"

by wavyg July 16, 2014

SCROTTY FAN

A fan, generally electric, that is commonly used to accelerate the evaporative process of nad sweat.

Joe's scrotty fan is going to burn out it's motor if it doesn't cool down in this office.

by Robert Zavaro December 27, 2008

Scrifty

Unkempt and of a questionable nature. Above sketchy, but no so much as to deserve admiration. A swine.

See that guy in the van blasting 80's pop and smoking swisher sweets?

Yea, he's pretty scrifty!

by Assclown88 January 24, 2011

Scrittle

The act of scratching a cat behind the ear.

Fluffy loves Scrittles!

by SeagullLettuce September 11, 2018