mildly retarted male which will have sex with any type of haggard creature. German for prettybone. Vocabulary extremely limited to "dude","yo man", and "party it up". Possibly suffers from unknown STD which has not been diagnosed in medical history.
Eric Schonebone had a great weekend partying it up with a one eyed 44yr oldhaggardbeast.
The background to this word of the Bristol street, comes from the dark ages of 1996. The word basically can be inserted into a sentance at any point, conveying the message to the recipient that you're not very happy about something/someone/something.
It it usually found in noun form although can be conjegated as a verb.
Urban Linguists be advised though, on strict interpretation of the construction of this multifunctional word, one could be hinting that one was referring to ejaculation.
A malady of the student digestive system leading to involuntary expulsion of large amounts of academic shit.
In their most recent meeting, Garrick's supervisor politely informed him that his latest thesis submission resembled a particularly messycase of scholera.
Schwose is a word functioning as the perfect description for/of anything and everything. This one and only all-inclusive word can be easily altered to act as a noun, adjective, verb, adverb or exclamatory remark.
Exclamatory Remark Example 1: "Schwose, dude! Thats freaking amazing!"
Exclamatory Remark Example 2: "Schwose! That was close!"
Noun: "Let's hop in the schwose-mobile and cruise downtown to pick up some schwose!"
Adjective: "That Israeli rooftop party was so schwose!"
Verb: "We better get schwosing or we're gonna be late..."
Aderb: "The schwosely married couple made snow angels with glee."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.