schoolteacher 

No one knows “schoolteacher” is actually one word.

MY schoolteacher is an absolute cunt

schoolteacher by LackingKnowledge August 1, 2018

schoolmarm 

(n) One who lectures another in a condenseding manner; one who is pretentious in communicating their opinion as though it were fact, often involving exaggerated body gesturing, e.g., finger wagging; one who scolds or judges another as if they are morally, intellectually, or otherwise superior

(v) Schoolmarmin(g) Exibiting the behavior of a schoolmarm

(n) I really hate bein' around my stupid sister lately. Ever since she started school at DeVry online last month she think she the shit. Been bitchin' at me for sittin' around the house and actin' like she know errthang about errthang. Talkin' down on me... total schoolmarm. I have the shits of it.

(v) Troy's mom got a job as a preschool teacher a few months ago, and ever since she's been talking to us like we ain't grown-ass men. She be waggin her finger at us and saying we shouldn't do this, shouldn't do that because blah, blah, blah. She been totally schoolmarmin' us like we're the 4 year olds she babysits at work.

schoolmarm by Bozo McScrotus July 28, 2016

Schoolsterbation 

When you get bored in class so you start shoving pencils, erasers, paper, desks, and other students up your butthole.

Kid:"I was so bored that i decided to perform schoolsterbation and shoved Jimmy up my ass."

Schoolsterbation by We can start at the penis October 31, 2013

schoolationship 

A relationship where both members go to the same school. These are typical for lasting a short while and being almost meaningless due to the hazardous nature of the school environment. Often, the paticipants are 16 or younger, lacking the maturity to uphold a realtionship in this environment.

"Did you hear about Cleopatra? She didn't even speak to Henry for 2 weeks then dumped him."

"It was a schoolationship. What did you expect?"

schoolationship by The Barrelman April 12, 2008

Stoolmate 

When you and another person are in a public bathroom and both of you are waiting for the other to leave because you both have to poop and would like to poop in peace yet neither of you want to make the first move.

I sat in the walmart bathroom for 20 minutes in a stoolmate with the person next to me because we both needed to poop but neither of us would leave nor start pooping.

Stoolmate by Kaytiekat October 3, 2013

Schoolmance 

Having a relationship while in school. The only time you ever see the other person is when you're in class or during lunch time.

Friend: Hey, how are you and Billy doing? Have ya'll hung out?
Me: No, it's just a schoolmance. I haven't seen him outside of this hell hole.

Schoolmance by Miss_parker December 29, 2011

Schoolcare 

Largest entitlement program in the United States, its primary purpose is the storage of children whose parents are unwilling to raise and educate them. Often called by the misnomer "public education". Many people mistakenly believe that the monitors, aka "teachers", actually educate the children while they are there, despite class sizes that clearly demonstrate that the monitor's influence is a relatively small percentage.

Parental at the beginning of summer break: "School is out. Oh no! What am I going to do with them all summer? They misbehave SO much when they're bored, it's just impossible. I'd rather be at work."

Parental at the end of summer: "Thank God the kids are back in schoolcare! I am SO glad, I just can't stand them being home all summer!"

Parental to homeschooling parent: "Oh, I could never do that. Mine are in schoolcare; I wouldn't want to be around them that much."

Schoolcare by jadedbluerose June 24, 2013