schoolteacher
MY schoolteacher is an absolute cunt
schoolteacher by LackingKnowledge August 1, 2018
Words you can keep
middle school teacher
Unfortunate adults who spend eight hours a day with sullen adolescents in hormonal overdrive, typically on the verge of a nervous breakdown but committed to their job because the vacations are soooooo great.
"He must be a middle school teacher; check out the twitch."
"What do you do?"
"I teach middle school."
"Oh, I'm so sorry."
"What do you do?"
"I teach middle school."
"Oh, I'm so sorry."
middle school teacher by agayteacher March 28, 2005
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angry school teacher
angry school teacher by The leader of the DBH April 29, 2016
school teacher
One who has a calling to work at a school teaching kids when they know full well it's a thankless, time-consuming, low-paying job, but they do it anyway because the pull is so strong they must teach.
One who teaches so as to get summers off.
One who teaches so as to get summers off.
Friend with a corporate job: Why on earth would you be a school teacher when you could make so much more working at your brother's law firm?
Me: I have to, it's my calling. At least being a school teacher gives me summers off!
Me: I have to, it's my calling. At least being a school teacher gives me summers off!
school teacher by I'm Not LIke You Guys February 28, 2018
school teacher legs
friend #1: girl look at her, she got them school teacher legs, walkin like she got a damn bird in her pants
friend #2: girl I know you lyin', Isn't that the hoe who was messin' with my man!
friend #2: girl I know you lyin', Isn't that the hoe who was messin' with my man!
school teacher legs by mr. meowgi January 8, 2021
Sunday School Teacher
When a female companion sticks any appendage or foreign object into a man's butthole when he's not expecting it. When he decides he likes it and does not run out of the room screaming, it is then referred to as a, "Sunday School Teacher"
Keith had a crazy night last night he was making out with this sunday school teacher and she reached around and gave him a Sunday School Teacher, he felt weird at first, but then decided he liked it so he let her continue to violate him. In the morning she kicked his sore ass out because she had to teach Sunday School, but she called him in the cab to ask if he had a good time...he blushed and said, "Yes".
Sunday School Teacher by Aaron Neff March 28, 2009
Sunday School Teacher
When a female companion sticks any appendage or foreign object into a man's butthole when he's not expecting it. When he decides he likes it and does not run out of the room screaming, it is then referred to as a, "Sunday School Teacher"
Keith had a crazy night last night he was making out with this sunday school teacher and she reached around and gave him a Sunday School Teacher, he felt weird at first, but then decided he liked it so he let her continue to violate him. In the morning she kicked his sore ass out because she had to teach Sunday School, but she called him in the cab to ask if he had a good time...he blushed and said, "Yes".
Sunday School Teacher by Aaron Neff February 23, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026