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MY schoolteacher is an absolute cunt
by LackingKnowledge August 01, 2018
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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One who has a calling to work at a school teaching kids when they know full well it's a thankless, time-consuming, low-paying job, but they do it anyway because the pull is so strong they must teach.
One who teaches so as to get summers off.
Friend with a corporate job: Why on earth would you be a school teacher when you could make so much more working at your brother's law firm?
Me: I have to, it's my calling. At least being a school teacher gives me summers off!
by I'm Not LIke You Guys February 27, 2018
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28 year old people who only care about getting time off and money that they get and go on strikes about. They lose their shit if you dont finish your homework. They single you out in class and say that they act the same to every child. They lie.I cant explain how shit they are.
by yaaaaa12380234 February 11, 2020
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a job that is taken usually by someone with at least 4 years of training, yet somehow when you say "i don't understand" they can't teach you. (look at teachers statistics of kids have A's not very many, I thought they had 5 years of training on the subject of TEACHING). You might say well the kids don't pay attention, well they would if it was interesting and had pictures.
by BeatMeatRepeat May 31, 2018
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