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Schoolsterbation 

When you get bored in class so you start shoving pencils, erasers, paper, desks, and other students up your butthole.
Kid:"I was so bored that i decided to perform schoolsterbation and shoved Jimmy up my ass."

Jesse Schoolmester

Talking to multiple girls at a time only to get nudes, but when he really is into someone in a real way it's "different"
Girl: Im talking to Johnny
Girl 2: He's such a Jesse Schoolmester
Jesse Schoolmester by BobbyRossy October 21, 2017

Scoopmaster 

A scoopmaster is someone who has trained in the way of Tostitos Scoops. They know exactly how much a scoop can hold and for how long before the scoop cannot take it anymore. Scoopmaster are revered as gods in the Tostitos community.
The scoopmaster swiftly scooped the guac into his tostitos scoops chip. The absolute perfect amount.
Scoopmaster by ThisisnotFinn December 31, 2020
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026