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Schoolsterbation 

When you get bored in class so you start shoving pencils, erasers, paper, desks, and other students up your butthole.
Kid:"I was so bored that i decided to perform schoolsterbation and shoved Jimmy up my ass."

Jesse Schoolmester

Talking to multiple girls at a time only to get nudes, but when he really is into someone in a real way it's "different"
Girl: Im talking to Johnny
Girl 2: He's such a Jesse Schoolmester
Jesse Schoolmester by BobbyRossy October 21, 2017

Scoopmaster 

A scoopmaster is someone who has trained in the way of Tostitos Scoops. They know exactly how much a scoop can hold and for how long before the scoop cannot take it anymore. Scoopmaster are revered as gods in the Tostitos community.
The scoopmaster swiftly scooped the guac into his tostitos scoops chip. The absolute perfect amount.
Scoopmaster by ThisisnotFinn December 31, 2020