When you and another person are in a public bathroom and both of you are waiting for the other to leave because you both have to poop and would like to poop in peace yet neither of you want to make the first move.
I sat in the walmart bathroom for 20 minutes in a stoolmate with the person next to me because we both needed to poop but neither of us would leave nor start pooping.
by Kaytiekat October 4, 2013
I need to leave this meeting a few minutes early so I can claim the good handicapped stall before my stoolmate, Jim, beats me to it.
by Junablub April 10, 2015