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Stoolmate 

When you and another person are in a public bathroom and both of you are waiting for the other to leave because you both have to poop and would like to poop in peace yet neither of you want to make the first move.
I sat in the walmart bathroom for 20 minutes in a stoolmate with the person next to me because we both needed to poop but neither of us would leave nor start pooping.
Stoolmate by Kaytiekat October 3, 2013
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Stoolmate 

Someone who you share a shitting schedule with.
I need to leave this meeting a few minutes early so I can claim the good handicapped stall before my stoolmate, Jim, beats me to it.
Stoolmate by Junablub April 9, 2015

platonic soulmate 

•like a soulmate but non romantic
•a best friend that you were meant to be best friends with
•when you love someone so much but you don’t want to date them and they’re not family
•Note: just like you can have a romantic crush you can also have a platonic crush called a squish
Aimee: OMG, I love you Emily, you’re my platonic soulmate.
Emily: I love you too, i’ve had a squish on you for so long

Person 1:Oh are you two dating?

Person 2&3: no we’re just platonic soulmates

Friend Soulmate 

Like a best friend, but different. A friendship born out of the simple fact that it was meant to be. Just as we all have a select number of romantic soulmates, we also have a few friend soulmates walking around waiting for our lives to intersect. They will arrange secret meetings with you, but not in a "tea time" way. In an "anything fucking goes in our world cause we're bout that life" kind of way. You can have unlimited besties if you choose to live that way, but friend soulmates? Limited quantity. Treat that with respect. And bring Velvet Hot Chocolate as a pick me up to make sure this person knows you love them.
"Sarah is turning 21 today and I have to do make it count because we're friend soulmates."

"If you both love: laughing, talking, Audrey Hepburn, sass and class... you might be friend soulmates."
Friend Soulmate by KayEm September 3, 2013

Same Sex Soulmate 

A term used to describe an intense friendship between two people of the same gender. Similar to "best friends", but more intense. These people complete each other, though they are not involved in a romantic, homosexual relationship. If one of them were of the preferential gender for a sexual connection, they would totally get married.
"Wow, M and B are really close these days." "Yeah, they're totally each other's same sex soulmate."
Same Sex Soulmate by m.alice May 11, 2009

platonic soulmate 

the highest rank on the friendship scale

- the only person you can be yourself around without a second thought
- the first person you tell anything and everything to
- they’ve seen you at your darkest and your absolute weirdest
- you could probably walk into their house with no warning and it’s just accepted by their family
I always thought that we were just best friends but it turns out we’re platonic soulmates.

Sex-soulmate 

Sexual partners with excellent chemistry whom enjoy adventurous, extremely satisfying and ridiculously passionate sexual intercourse with intense climaxes each time.
The never ceasing love-making between Isk and Nadia, led them to believe that they were each other's sex-soulmate.
Sex-soulmate by webrokethebed March 5, 2014