Schoolbating

The act of pleasuring your self using two ball-point pens, 3 inch binder and a 24 inch ruler while in a private ''classroom''.

"Mom, I need more school supplies because i was schoolbating when the teacher and students went outside for a so called "fire-drill".

Schoolbating by marios95 December 29, 2009

Schoolbusing 

The act of performing any kind of sexual action on a bus or school bus.

"You guys better quit schoolbusing, otherwise I am going to tell the bus driver."

Schoolbusing by PIatforms January 14, 2017

Schoolboying him 

Schoolboy (doing the)

Also: schoolboying him

When you submit your guy/man and tie him to the bed, sit on his face (naked) and make him say the alphabet front to back until you come.

'Ah yeah, last night I was totally schoolboying him until he learned his lesson.'

Schoolboying him by Terrible teddy November 25, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004