schnoof

A term of endearment used to signal to your significant other that they are indeed in trouble for something that they haven't done yet but you are 78% sure that they will do in the next couple of hours that is unacceptable. If it could be translated into an action it would take the form of a butt-squeeze swiftly followed by a punch to the kidney.

Ugh...somethings not quite right...Sophie keeps staring at me and laughing uncontrollably without telling me what in the hard-boiled fuck is going on. Shes up to something and I'm obviously not going to appreciate it.. time to call her out.. "Youd better not schnoof me this afternoon, its as hot as a pair of tits in this car and I'm just not in the mood!"

"Why do you have to be such a schnoof when im doing my taxes online"

by Zaccadacca93 November 2, 2023

Schnookie

An affectionate, usually private term of endearment, or pet name, for a significant other which describes them as being cuddly, warm, cute, and loveable.

"I love you so much Schnookie!"

by amadhatter March 13, 2009

schnoogling

Intently interacting with your mobile device to the exclusion of the entire world around you.

"Stop schnoogling on your smart phone and help me make dinner".

by hystericblue42 January 2, 2011

Schloofy

Someone who is sleepy

Morris is schloofy right now so he's going to bed

by Tantrumboy21 July 4, 2018

Schloofy

A term for an outstanding student that shows characteristics of resiallance and character. Also used to characterise a strong leader

Hey have you seen that man? He’s such a schloofy

by Kevin2789 July 4, 2018

Schnoop

A cuter word for Penis/Dick

Oh you have the biggest schnoop i have ever seen.

by Jumpscare April 23, 2015

schnoo's law

"Schnoo's Law": The ones who are preaching the loudest on Sunday morning were out sinning the most on Saturday night.

A famous Louisiana Senator followed the mandates of Schnoo's Law when, after proclaiming the virtues of family values, was caught dating a prostitute.

by manny morgan August 5, 2007