Schnoofles 

When the Kiki does bumps and/or lines of cocaine

Would you like a cocktail and some schnoofles?

Schnoofles by anonymous November 19, 2022

schnoodle diving 

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash

brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.

schnoodle diving by tinwillie June 22, 2011

schnoozle 

The act of snuggling while giving each other Eskimo kisses.

We schnoozled for a while on her sofa before her parents came home.

schnoozle by Ojae September 18, 2011

Schnoofet 

A term of endearment, commonly used in place of "pookie" or "sweetiepie".

No problem, schnoofet.

Schnoofet by Tseb June 21, 2010

Schnoodle 

a cross between a Schnauser and a Poodle, can also be used to indicate a dog has schnoodle in it

My Cocker Schnoodle is half Cocker Spaniel and half Schnoodle.

Schnoodle by Tromp September 12, 2007

Long Distance Schnoodle 

The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle

Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds

Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up

Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!

Long Distance Schnoodle by TheWizardOfWisdom March 19, 2013

schnorfle 

To rummage about in a sporadic manner

"So I schnorfled around the basement for my old high school yearbook for hours, but finally gave up because I started schvitzing.

schnorfle by Robert Bumsted December 13, 2007