Schnoofter

Device for removing nasal or ear hair.

Jedi : Geez yoda you really need a schnoofter.
Yoda: yes, hairy my nostrils are.

by Herbertus December 8, 2011

Schooter

Schooter is used to define someone who would probably shoot up a school or someone who has shot up a school.

That kid who sits by himself at lunch and has no friends is a schooter.

by Schoot November 30, 2018

Schnooter

A slightly watered down shot, usually made from a shot of Vodka, whiskey or rum, mixed with a single mixer like coke, sprite, or energy drink. Served in a small glass, and used to get a party started.

Dan: "Paul! The schooters! We want them now!"
Paul: "comin' right up, two tickets to schnooter-ville"

by duchened February 20, 2013

Schnoofet

A term of endearment, commonly used in place of "pookie" or "sweetiepie".

No problem, schnoofet.

by Tseb June 21, 2010

schnookered

A state of being intoxicated to an excessive degree, while in public.

I was so schnookered last night!

by Chelsea F May 11, 2006

schnookered

conned into doing something on a false premise.

She got schnookered into giving everyone a ride home when he told her that he would pay for gas when he didn't have any money.

by Dawnr June 10, 2007

snoofter

An individual who goes around sniffing girls' bike seats, typically for sexual pleasure.

That guy's a snoofter!

by snotty August 17, 2006