schnieds

schnieds is a word much like smurf, it can be used in different ways. getting a skimp bag is the schnieds, while conversely ,if the weed itself is of poor quality ,its the schnieds. has positive connotations in rare instances,; also see: shteedpones

"man,thats some schniedley shit,that kid knows we've got a digital scale too!"

by eric October 22, 2003

Schniedel

German word for penis.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Lil' Schneids

Someone who looks exactly like their older brother, yet you never knew about them (as if they were written into your TV show as a last ditch effort to revive it from plummeting ratings)

Dude, I can't believe Bryan never told us he had a brother! I never knew he had a lil' Schneids!

by kingkibble February 8, 2008

rob schnieder

From South Park episode "The Biggest Douche In The Universe"

we came up with our own::

"rob schnieder is the letter Z !"

"rob schnieder is ellen degeneres !"

"rob schnieder is not dane cook !"

by love-rectangles April 29, 2007

schniedbomb

A man with a ginormous penis and gets all the ladies at his school. He is extremely intelligent and SUPER athletic. His cock will LITERLY destroy you.

"Damn Cathy, SCHNIEDBOMB destroyed me last night... His cock was SOO huge.."

by SCHNIEDBOMB July 19, 2016

Schnied

A fake. A cheap copy. An inferior product that is trying to imitate a well known quality branded item.

Mate Dave: “Fellas, fellas, check out my new watch”
You: “Rolex?!? WTF? You won the lottery or something?”
Mate Dave: “Nah mate, it’s a schnied one. Only 20 quid. ..”
You: “Wooah, you had me there for a minute!”

by beastfromeastlondon January 9, 2019

Schniedelwütz

It basically means Penis or Dildo in German and i’m pretty sure the real word for penis in german is Penis but i don’t really like that. And Schniedelwutz sounds way more German-like and funny.

Ich habe eine große schniedelwütz!
Bruh what?

I said I have a big dick you dumb shit

by miercom August 3, 2021