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Schniedel by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Lil' Schneids

Someone who looks exactly like their older brother, yet you never knew about them (as if they were written into your TV show as a last ditch effort to revive it from plummeting ratings)
Dude, I can't believe Bryan never told us he had a brother! I never knew he had a lil' Schneids!
Lil' Schneids by kingkibble February 8, 2008

rob schnieder 

From South Park episode "The Biggest Douche In The Universe"
we came up with our own::

"rob schnieder is the letter Z !"

"rob schnieder is ellen degeneres !"

"rob schnieder is not dane cook !"
rob schnieder by love-rectangles April 29, 2007

schniedbomb 

A man with a ginormous penis and gets all the ladies at his school. He is extremely intelligent and SUPER athletic. His cock will LITERLY destroy you.
"Damn Cathy, SCHNIEDBOMB destroyed me last night... His cock was SOO huge.."
schniedbomb by SCHNIEDBOMB July 19, 2016
A fake. A cheap copy. An inferior product that is trying to imitate a well known quality branded item.
Mate Dave: “Fellas, fellas, check out my new watch”
You: “Rolex?!? WTF? You won the lottery or something?”
Mate Dave: “Nah mate, it’s a schnied one. Only 20 quid. ..”
You: “Wooah, you had me there for a minute!”
Schnied by beastfromeastlondon January 9, 2019

Schniedelwütz

It basically means Penis or Dildo in German and i’m pretty sure the real word for penis in german is Penis but i don’t really like that. And Schniedelwutz sounds way more German-like and funny.
Ich habe eine große schniedelwütz!
Bruh what?

I said I have a big dick you dumb shit
Schniedelwütz by miercom August 3, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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