schni schni

The vaginal cavity of a woman... Usually a nice vagina belonging to a good looking female. Schni Schni is the upper class of clitorises and could be considered GRADE A vagina.

Mark and Rory were looking for some nice schni schni and they found some at Dawn Walker's house.

by Millhouse n MRio April 12, 2005

Schni

Norwegian slang for Snus. A Scandinavian tobacco form.
Often used by people from Asker.

"Få bomme en schni a"
"let me bum a schni"

by GetDrunkFuckBitchesRT February 17, 2015

Schni

Another word for snus.

Schni is my g.

Dude, you want a schni?

Bror, vil du ha en schni eller?

by Your Alias October 18, 2019

schnieds

schnieds is a word much like smurf, it can be used in different ways. getting a skimp bag is the schnieds, while conversely ,if the weed itself is of poor quality ,its the schnieds. has positive connotations in rare instances,; also see: shteedpones

"man,thats some schniedley shit,that kid knows we've got a digital scale too!"

by eric October 22, 2003

Schni

Norwegian slang for Snus. A strong Scandinavian tobacco form.

Often used by people from Asker/Gjøvik.

"Få bomme en schni a"

"let me bum a schni"

by Schniprællumtaenvarg March 21, 2017

Schnied

A fake. A cheap copy. An inferior product that is trying to imitate a well known quality branded item.

Mate Dave: “Fellas, fellas, check out my new watch”
You: “Rolex?!? WTF? You won the lottery or something?”
Mate Dave: “Nah mate, it’s a schnied one. Only 20 quid. ..”
You: “Wooah, you had me there for a minute!”

by beastfromeastlondon January 9, 2019

Schni

Norwegian slang for Snus. A Scandinavian tobacco form.

Often used by people from Asker and Gjøvik.

#snus#prell#snæss#tobacco#sigg#fylla

"Få bomme en schni a"

"let me bum a schni"

by Ddamerogfyllagangang October 19, 2017