Someone who looks exactly like their older brother, yet you never knew about them (as if they were written into your TV show as a last ditch effort to revive it from plummeting ratings)
Dude, I can't believe Bryan never told us he had a brother! I never knew he had a lil' Schneids!
When a girl is so horny, she takes a schneiders hot dog weiner and sticks it up her pussy(VAGINA) to substitute for a real penis. A hot dog is cheaper then a dildo.
Dane: Jenna was so horny last-night, she did the Schneiders Pussy Plug.... and the weiner got stuck!
Matt: Hahaha what a horny animal!!!!!
Dane: Yeah, but I was supprised because isnt she a lesbian?
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.