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Lil' Schneids

Someone who looks exactly like their older brother, yet you never knew about them (as if they were written into your TV show as a last ditch effort to revive it from plummeting ratings)
Dude, I can't believe Bryan never told us he had a brother! I never knew he had a lil' Schneids!
Lil' Schneids by kingkibble February 8, 2008

Schneiders Pussy Plug 

When a girl is so horny, she takes a schneiders hot dog weiner and sticks it up her pussy(VAGINA) to substitute for a real penis. A hot dog is cheaper then a dildo.
Dane: Jenna was so horny last-night, she did the Schneiders Pussy Plug.... and the weiner got stuck!

Matt: Hahaha what a horny animal!!!!!

Dane: Yeah, but I was supprised because isnt she a lesbian?

Matt: Yeah, but she is a bi-sexual!

Dane: oh yeah, I forgot.
Schneiders Pussy Plug by Big Mac1 December 8, 2007

schneiders 

small butt cheeks. Not necessarely a bad looking butt, just small.
"If my butt were any smaller I would have some schneiders"
schneiders by tigerfat May 18, 2009