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Lil' Schneids

Someone who looks exactly like their older brother, yet you never knew about them (as if they were written into your TV show as a last ditch effort to revive it from plummeting ratings)
Dude, I can't believe Bryan never told us he had a brother! I never knew he had a lil' Schneids!
Lil' Schneids by kingkibble February 8, 2008

Schneiders Pussy Plug 

When a girl is so horny, she takes a schneiders hot dog weiner and sticks it up her pussy(VAGINA) to substitute for a real penis. A hot dog is cheaper then a dildo.
Dane: Jenna was so horny last-night, she did the Schneiders Pussy Plug.... and the weiner got stuck!

Matt: Hahaha what a horny animal!!!!!

Dane: Yeah, but I was supprised because isnt she a lesbian?

Matt: Yeah, but she is a bi-sexual!

Dane: oh yeah, I forgot.
Schneiders Pussy Plug by Big Mac1 December 8, 2007

schneiders 

small butt cheeks. Not necessarely a bad looking butt, just small.
"If my butt were any smaller I would have some schneiders"
schneiders by tigerfat May 18, 2009
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026