185 definitions by Ian Chode

kamekarzy

To almost kill yourself with trapped wind and the utter the violence of a shit. (From the UK slang karzy meaning toilet).

I tell you, after that curry his toilet turned into a kamekarzy.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

dung demon

A shirtlifter.

I thought he was a dung demon, but it turns out he was just camp.

by Ian Chode October 23, 2003

backtickler

An uphill gardener.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

prostate prodder

A homosexual who engages in an act of anal sex with another man.

He told the jury he couldn't have done it because he was a prostate prodder.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004

juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.

It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

by Ian Chode September 13, 2003

chonga

Anything that is very large.

"I've got a chonga dick." - Howard H Helmet Jnr.

by Ian Chode February 21, 2004

cherry

Virginity. Like a balloon, in that it only takes one prick and it's gone.

I popped her cherry! Hard!

by Ian Chode August 12, 2003