Cum.
Please put your hand in my underpants and jiggle it around until I produce love snot. Thanks, Simon.
by Ian Chode April 08, 2003
by Ian Chode January 18, 2005
Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.
It's like juggling turds with wet hands!
by Ian Chode September 13, 2003
A silly slang greeting that is supposed to sound like a Northern Ireland accent asking "How are you?"
by Ian Chode September 14, 2003
T-shirts (or other clothing) that change colour according to how hot the wearer's body is. Popular in the 1990s. Failed invention due to fundamentally silly idea. See also midget cream.
by Ian Chode March 20, 2004
The bodily orifice that something shoved up the ass goes into.
Note the slightly forced pronunciation here to get the rhyme.
by Ian Chode February 25, 2004