schnare

a person who uses sandwich bags to masterbate

harris schnared a couch today

by kcough May 3, 2006

Schnaegle

Verb. To swoop In and replace another persons position , often with devious intentions.

It usually occurs when someone has put in a lot of effort to elevate themselves into a promising position with someone of the opposite sex, only to be replaced when they turn their back for 2 minutes.

Schaegling also commonly happens when playing bandits (also sometimes called 'lurking')

Did you see that guy schnaegle me? I was in with that hot girl until I went to the toilet.

2) I stood up for one second and someone schnaegled me and took my seat!!!

by Brutal_Tapir October 4, 2016

Schnart

When you shart and snarl at the same time, usually facilitated by a obtuse sphincter.

How to avoid Schnarting:
-Becareful when you sneeze
-Becarful when you get mad
-Becarful when you sneeze and get mad
-Becareful when you snarl
-Becareful when you need to poop

One time my Grandma got so mad at me, she schnarted

by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018

schnarfburgle

verb - to dissatisfy a sexual partner as a result of insufficient penis length

matt schnarfburgled colleen when his inept penis failed to reach the sensitive depths of her vagina

by theOkemosFriend April 18, 2011

schnade

a self-defence mechanism where an individual refers to a person as a homophobic slur after receiving an insult from the insulter

Insulter- “your mum smells”
schnader- “well you’re gay”

by MR WORLDWIDE June 27, 2021

schnargle

A female who indulges in too many drinks, acts a fool, danced on bars, looks a hot mess, and attaches herself to every guy in the place.

Look at that schnargle showing everyone her breasts; she nearly threw up on herself!

by Amanda, Erika, Sara January 12, 2008

schnorer

Someone that always shows up just in time for a free meal.

See the movie "Animal Crackers" by the Marx Brothers... 'Hurray for Captain Spaulding, the African Explorer'

by Victor C. May 27, 2005