A man with an abnormally large and veiny penis, often cockasian descent.
Typical habits include: Gainz, Gamez, and Dustin’ the Doonies Down.
Typical habits include: Gainz, Gamez, and Dustin’ the Doonies Down.
Hot woman: “Who’s that huge meat mountain playing gamez?”
Other hot woman: “ I don’t know, but look at his fat bulge! I would say he is a Schmuecker.”
Hot woman: “Do you think he will dust my doonies down?”
Schmuecker: “Yes.”
Other hot woman: “ I don’t know, but look at his fat bulge! I would say he is a Schmuecker.”
Hot woman: “Do you think he will dust my doonies down?”
Schmuecker: “Yes.”
by The doonie duster June 2, 2021
Get the schmuecker mug.When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.
Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018
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Yiddish for small penis. Not a flattering term. Often used to describe a person in unflattering terms.
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