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schmuecker

A man with an abnormally large and veiny penis, often cockasian descent.

Typical habits include: Gainz, Gamez, and Dustin’ the Doonies Down.
Hot woman: “Who’s that huge meat mountain playing gamez?”
Other hot woman: “ I don’t know, but look at his fat bulge! I would say he is a Schmuecker.”
Hot woman: “Do you think he will dust my doonies down?”
Schmuecker: “Yes.”
by The doonie duster June 2, 2021
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Schmuckers Slap

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.
by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018
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schmeckel

Yiddish for small penis. Not a flattering term. Often used to describe a person in unflattering terms.
Herbie is such a schmeckel he can't get the same date twice.
Herbie's such a schmeckel the girls at the office nicknamed him "Is it In?" Herbie.
by snappy2 March 31, 2008
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schmuckenschmick

The real 3rd gender, usually assigned to those by the name of Tyler. Not Tyler, sorry my ni🅱️🅱️a
Person: So you’re a male or a female?
Tyler: Actually, I identify as Schmuckenschmick
by Not clever enough for names April 28, 2019
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Schlecker

Stealing a girl at a party/gathering that some one else called dibs on.
John totally pulled a Schlecker on me at the party last night.
by D U February 3, 2010
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bearded clam schucker

vagitarian, a sexual omnivore that has made the lifestyle choice to orally fixate female gentelia
I'm such a naughty bearded clam schucker. I must vagitate!
by Leifster October 10, 2008
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schmuckfresser

From Yiddish, schmuck (prick/penis) and fresser (glutton) one who noshes (snacks) on penis'.
That schmuckfresser owes me money...
by frishy February 12, 2014
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