Urban Dictionary: Definitions by frishy

Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.

7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.

an organism living outside the laws of nature

We're ecto-ecological, so I'm a volunteer in the voluntary human extinction movement (vhemt.org).

You'd think he'd be pissed no one voted for him, but, he's taking a Trump and celebrating.

Taking a Trump by frishy January 27, 2019

POUTUS looks even more sour faced than Hannity this morning.

poutus by frishy July 15, 2018

Beyond "Coyote Ugly", you must chew off your remaining arm, currently supporting her head, in order to leave her bedroom without waking her.

Won't be playing ping pong soon, had a snake date last night and I no longer have any arms.

Snake Date by frishy May 13, 2018

The pot, and detritus, (i.e. like crumbs of toast), that shakes out of a keyboard, and goes into a pipe.

I'm down to smokin' Keyboard Hash, it's toasty.

From Yiddish, schmuck (prick/penis) and fresser (glutton) one who noshes (snacks) on penis'.

That schmuckfresser owes me money...

schmuckfresser by frishy February 12, 2014