frishy's definitions

Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.

7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.

by frishy August 30, 2022

ecto-ecological

an organism living outside the laws of nature

We're ecto-ecological, so I'm a volunteer in the voluntary human extinction movement (vhemt.org).

by frishy January 27, 2019

Taking a Trump

Totally Capitulate and then Claim Victory

You'd think he'd be pissed no one voted for him, but, he's taking a Trump and celebrating.

by frishy January 27, 2019

poutus

Donald Trump, POTUS, always Pouts!

POUTUS looks even more sour faced than Hannity this morning.

by frishy July 15, 2018

Snake Date

Beyond "Coyote Ugly", you must chew off your remaining arm, currently supporting her head, in order to leave her bedroom without waking her.

Won't be playing ping pong soon, had a snake date last night and I no longer have any arms.

by frishy May 13, 2018

Keyboard Hash

The pot, and detritus, (i.e. like crumbs of toast), that shakes out of a keyboard, and goes into a pipe.

I'm down to smokin' Keyboard Hash, it's toasty.

by frishy June 12, 2016

schmuckfresser

From Yiddish, schmuck (prick/penis) and fresser (glutton) one who noshes (snacks) on penis'.

That schmuckfresser owes me money...

by frishy February 12, 2014