vagitate 

Verb: Irrational behavior as observed during feminine menstruation. Usually observed in men acting moody or emotional like women during their period.

"There he goes again, Jamey sure can vagitate like a bitch off Midol."

vagitate by Ryan Reynolds August 26, 2007

vagitate 

to irritate the vagina, usually due to excessive copulation

My man was so drunk last night, he just kept fucking me but wouldn't cum. He didn't please me at all, in fact all he really did was vagitate me...

vagitate by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010

Vagitate 

verb, -tat•ed, -tat•ing.

For men, the progressive and aggressive move or force into violent, irregular action resultant from a conversation with a woman.

A term whose origination is best derived from the “failure to communicate” syndrome depicted in “Cool Hand Luke” and John Gray’s book “Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus”

Husband: "My wife vagitated me so much last night that I pushed her into the closet".

Vagitate by DrMikeman November 18, 2010

vagitate 

anyone acting and or resembling a vagina

"You're being a damn vagitate, Tiz!!"

vagitate by Polar Bur October 14, 2003

vagitate 

To relax, drink alcoholic beverages and enjoy cock.

Vagitating with your girlfriends is good fun on the weekends or weekdays.

vagitate by Lauren L and Liz W March 17, 2003

vagitate 

To relax, drink alcoholic beverages, or enjoy cock in a "raging" environment. (see also raging)

Nah, I am not gonna go out tonight. I am just gonna stay in and vagitate I think.

vagitate by Lauren L and Liz W March 18, 2003

Vagitate 

A woman’s preferred activity on her heaviest flow days.

I don’t want worry about ruining my pants while shopping today — let’s just stay home and vagitate.”

Vagitate by AnasRealHusband November 18, 2017