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schmooish 

A person who claims to be a Jew, but pays mere lip service to the tenants of faith
My friend Mr Schneider; Man I was barbecuing some pork ribs and Mrs Schneider came by and knocked them off the grill saying we're Jewish, dude!
Me, later to Mrs Schneider; Hey you like pizza right?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You like pepperoni?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You are Schmooish.
Mrs Schneider; What is that?
Me; You schmick and schmoose schmich is Jewish!
schmooish by Bauxb March 12, 2025
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Schmooks 

A phrase started in late Chicago that can be used as a greeting, goodbye, or thank you. Similar to Glooks.
"Aye I got the 8-ball"
"Ite Schmooks on that"
Schmooks by Jmoney2134 January 4, 2022
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Cool , Chill, or Awesome. Useally used while with friends and mositerising your faces :) ,
Cameron " Did you see that ?"

Shelby " Totally! It was majorly schoosh!! "
Schoosh by Schoosh face :) November 5, 2011

Schmiosh 

Any small item or animal; also can be used to replace any word your heart desires.

Schmioshys, Schmioshies
Oh damn, look at the schmoshies on that woman's head.

Look at that damn schmiosh.

Puppy = Schmiosh
Schmiosh by Mr Nom Noms December 20, 2008

Schmooie 

Grandma loves you schmooie.
Schmooie by Natty1648 October 7, 2017
An adjective describing a feeling of being swept off your feet.
I was feeling a bit shooish when that unrealistically hot latin girl walked by me.
shooish by CT Garcia January 25, 2005

ShmooshDozen

A sex position where the girl break dances on her head and the guy sits with his penis inside the girl's vagina while licking her belly button. Every time the guy licks the girls belly button, he must say shmoosh.
Tina-Marie: Oh my god yesterday my boyfriend gave me a ShmooshDozen.

Sally-ann: Wow is your belly button wet?
ShmooshDozen by LeDiamonddozen August 30, 2014
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