schmooish

A person who claims to be a Jew, but pays mere lip service to the tenants of faith

My friend Mr Schneider; Man I was barbecuing some pork ribs and Mrs Schneider came by and knocked them off the grill saying we're Jewish, dude!
Me, later to Mrs Schneider; Hey you like pizza right?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You like pepperoni?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You are Schmooish.
Mrs Schneider; What is that?
Me; You schmick and schmoose schmich is Jewish!

by Bauxb March 12, 2025

Schmooks

A phrase started in late Chicago that can be used as a greeting, goodbye, or thank you. Similar to Glooks.

"Aye I got the 8-ball"
"Ite Schmooks on that"

by Jmoney2134 January 4, 2022

Schoosh

Cool , Chill, or Awesome. Useally used while with friends and mositerising your faces :) ,

Cameron " Did you see that ?"

Shelby " Totally! It was majorly schoosh!! "

by Schoosh face :) November 5, 2011

Schmiosh

Any small item or animal; also can be used to replace any word your heart desires.

Schmioshys, Schmioshies

Oh damn, look at the schmoshies on that woman's head.

Look at that damn schmiosh.

Puppy = Schmiosh

by Mr Nom Noms December 20, 2008

Schmooie

A term of endearment for a child or loved one.

Grandma loves you schmooie.

by Natty1648 October 7, 2017

shooish

An adjective describing a feeling of being swept off your feet.

I was feeling a bit shooish when that unrealistically hot latin girl walked by me.

by CT Garcia January 25, 2005

ShmooshDozen

A sex position where the girl break dances on her head and the guy sits with his penis inside the girl's vagina while licking her belly button. Every time the guy licks the girls belly button, he must say shmoosh.

Tina-Marie: Oh my god yesterday my boyfriend gave me a ShmooshDozen.

Sally-ann: Wow is your belly button wet?

by LeDiamonddozen August 30, 2014