Schmiosh

Any small item or animal; also can be used to replace any word your heart desires.

Schmioshys, Schmioshies

Oh damn, look at the schmoshies on that woman's head.

Look at that damn schmiosh.

Puppy = Schmiosh

by Mr Nom Noms December 20, 2008

schmoosh

to smash, crush or compress

a car accident you schmooshed your car

by al spector May 28, 2007

schmoosh

when a girl is flip flop until you have had a bevy or 2 and she then becomes schmink

yeah, schmoosh!

by jim79 February 22, 2010

schmooshy

A person who is cuddle-able and comforting.

I was upset so I went to my schmooshy for some love.

by Pussy Portmadog November 19, 2016

Schmooshgallonz

When a young couple is making-out sloppily in a public place.

Ralph and Loree like to schmooshgallonz in the kitchen when we're toasting our bagels.

by Smutfuckers May 29, 2017

Schmishmas

Verb- A national holiday celebrated my multiple people around the world, in which religious activities and beliefs are not involved and where everyone celebrates nothing. Schmishmas is always celebrated on October 21 and lasts all day.

"It's October 21st, you know what that means! Merry Schmishmas!"

by MIghtTgo October 21, 2019