Shmoosh

To shuffle cards via a wax-on-wax-off technique

Shannon - shmoosh the cards, won't you?

by Kidsticky December 31, 2019

shmoosh

verb; to consumate, fuck, have sex.

"Yeah, we shmooshed last night."

-Ronnie from Jersey Shore

by btownmt459 August 17, 2010

Shmoosh

To smooth over

Let me just shmoosh your hair over

by jelibean December 9, 2008

SHMOOSH

verb -- to squeeze, usu. the face of your da bubby; could be misinterpreted as something naughty

"I am going to shmoosh you like you've never been shmooshed before!"

by da bubbalub June 19, 2008

Shoosh

Polymerized hashish resin, potent hash, super-hash, anhydrous hashish extract, using precipitation and ionization for isolation of terpene-alcohols and active principles. Invented in Pincourt, Quebec, Canada for patients who wish to eliminate carbon fibers and water from their smoking material for a smoother smoke that produces less tar. The reason why it is called Shoosh is because of the enormous bubbling/crackling sounds it emits when smoked. Shoosh! Listen!

I snaked some Shoosh in a joint, I dabbed Shoosh today, put a snake of Shoosh in that blunt. Shoosh! listen to that shoosh burn. Look at how much smoke is pissing out of that Shoosh!

by Ascot1111 November 9, 2018

Shoosh Pap

The act of patting your friend's face and making a soothing 'shoosh' sound so they'll calm down

My friend was totally freaking out so I had to shoosh pap him for a while.

by mybanana May 24, 2013

smooshing snake

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.

John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes

by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016