Definitions by Bauxb

schmooish 

A person who claims to be a Jew, but pays mere lip service to the tenants of faith

My friend Mr Schneider; Man I was barbecuing some pork ribs and Mrs Schneider came by and knocked them off the grill saying we're Jewish, dude!
Me, later to Mrs Schneider; Hey you like pizza right?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You like pepperoni?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You are Schmooish.
Mrs Schneider; What is that?
Me; You schmick and schmoose schmich is Jewish!

schmooish by Bauxb March 12, 2025

Fweep 

A fweep is is the brief disruption of urinary flow due to dried semen, resulting in a brief spray of two little jets at right angles parallel to the urethral slit .

Went to go pee hours after sex and there was a tiny spray happened then my stream resumed it’s normal course.
Dude that’s called fweep!

Fweep by Bauxb November 29, 2023

Bruce it up 

A close trim using clippers ala Bruce Willis

My hair is a little bit nappy, gonna go Bruce it up

Bruce it up by Bauxb July 3, 2021

mouse bong 

A contraption consisting of an empty paper towel tube, two pieces of paper towel and an empty pen. Stuffing a piece of paper towel in one end and placing a live mouse inside and closing off the opposite end with paper towel wrapped around empty pen to allow air flow into the chamber. Take four hits of marijuana and blow into the mouse bong.

Dude; What are you blowing pot smoke into, Man?
Man; Mouse bong.
Dude; Wtf?
Man; Watch this (blows pot smoke into device, unstuffs one end of mouse bong to release dizzy mouse)
Dude; Fuck!

mouse bong by Bauxb October 31, 2017

meh button 

A clickable icon nestled between like buttons indicating a neutral stance on a viewed item.

Dude, that Grumpy Cat meme is clever, but whatever. I wish there was a meh button.

meh button by Bauxb September 21, 2017

wifigina 

When one accesses internet porn on a mobile device to mastrubate to.

Friend "I hope you made yourself at home on my couch last night.
Guest " Yes thank you. I even for some wifigina off my iPad.

wifigina by Bauxb September 21, 2017

yankee doodle dickwad 

A politician who while in office pretends to serve the people while blatantly pursuing their own self interest.

The president just fired the head of an investigation against him with no legitimate cause. What a Yankee Doodle Dickwad!

yankee doodle dickwad by Bauxb May 17, 2017