by Bauxb August 11, 2016
by Bauxb September 21, 2017
A contraption consisting of an empty paper towel tube, two pieces of paper towel and an empty pen. Stuffing a piece of paper towel in one end and placing a live mouse inside and closing off the opposite end with paper towel wrapped around empty pen to allow air flow into the chamber. Take four hits of marijuana and blow into the mouse bong.
Dude; What are you blowing pot smoke into, Man?
Man; Mouse bong.
Dude; Wtf?
Man; Watch this (blows pot smoke into device, unstuffs one end of mouse bong to release dizzy mouse)
Dude; Fuck!
Man; Mouse bong.
Dude; Wtf?
Man; Watch this (blows pot smoke into device, unstuffs one end of mouse bong to release dizzy mouse)
Dude; Fuck!
by Bauxb October 31, 2017
A politician who while in office pretends to serve the people while blatantly pursuing their own self interest.
The president just fired the head of an investigation against him with no legitimate cause. What a Yankee Doodle Dickwad!
by Bauxb May 17, 2017
The resin that collects in your brain as a result of smoking excessive amounts of weed, causing cognitive congestion.
1st worker; What is up with the new guy, he seems like he's not getting it.
2nd worker; What that guy? His head is full of bong boogers!
2nd worker; What that guy? His head is full of bong boogers!
by Bauxb July 09, 2016
by Bauxb July 04, 2021
A fweep is is the brief disruption of urinary flow due to dried semen, resulting in a brief spray of two little jets at right angles parallel to the urethral slit .
Went to go pee hours after sex and there was a tiny spray happened then my stream resumed it’s normal course.
Dude that’s called fweep!
Dude that’s called fweep!
by Bauxb November 29, 2023