Bauxb's definitions

yankee doodle dickwad

A politician who while in office pretends to serve the people while blatantly pursuing their own self interest.

The president just fired the head of an investigation against him with no legitimate cause. What a Yankee Doodle Dickwad!

by Bauxb May 17, 2017

Fweep

A fweep is is the brief disruption of urinary flow due to dried semen, resulting in a brief spray of two little jets at right angles parallel to the urethral slit .

Went to go pee hours after sex and there was a tiny spray happened then my stream resumed it’s normal course.
Dude that’s called fweep!

by Bauxb November 29, 2023

Bruce it up

A close trim using clippers ala Bruce Willis

My hair is a little bit nappy, gonna go Bruce it up

by Bauxb July 3, 2021

bong booger

The resin that collects in your brain as a result of smoking excessive amounts of weed, causing cognitive congestion.

1st worker; What is up with the new guy, he seems like he's not getting it.
2nd worker; What that guy? His head is full of bong boogers!

by Bauxb July 9, 2016

meh button

A clickable icon nestled between like buttons indicating a neutral stance on a viewed item.

Dude, that Grumpy Cat meme is clever, but whatever. I wish there was a meh button.

by Bauxb September 21, 2017

fart cake

Fart Cake. A funny backhanded way of calling someone a piece of shit.

Dude #1; Dude, did that guy just cut in line in front of you?
Dude #2; Yup, what a fart cake!

by Bauxb August 11, 2016

wifigina

When one accesses internet porn on a mobile device to mastrubate to.

Friend "I hope you made yourself at home on my couch last night.
Guest " Yes thank you. I even for some wifigina off my iPad.

by Bauxb September 21, 2017