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schooliphobe 

A person who has the the fear of school and all school like things, like rulers, pencils, notebooks, ect.
Person 1: Augh! I can't go to school today!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because I'm a schooliphobe!
schooliphobe by Halliepanda December 7, 2006

Schoolshooter 

1.)A person with no friends who will most likely give up on life and bring a gun to school to shoot classmates as revenge. 2.)A person with no life who sits at home all day watching television, using the computer, playing video games, etc.
Haha, look at that kid eating lunch all by himself. I bet he is a schoolshooter
Schoolshooter by camelkk May 16, 2008

schoolsickness 

A feeling generally obtained at the end of the summer, when summer has gotten boring and old, and one is ready to return to school and see people they haven't since June.
Man summer's getting old and I havent seen Chris or Rob all summer. I sorta want to start the year. I have a case of schoolsickness I guess.
schoolsickness by Matt0912 August 22, 2009

schoolshooter 

Loser who will one day bring in a gun and perform a massacre on his school.
OMG stay away from him. He looks like a schoolshooter
schoolshooter by Jonkan Bloe May 14, 2008

Schooliphile 

someone who is out of school and is attracted to students at school
you know mike, he's 21 and he's going out with a 16 year old student. what a Schooliphile

schoolsick 

(adj.) The feeling you get when you're tired of school. Symptoms include nausea, boredom, sleepiness, and lack of motivation. Cured with rest. You don't want to go to school but you have to.
She was so schoolsick, she couldn't finish her homework.
schoolsick by student808 November 20, 2009