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schooliphobe 

A person who has the the fear of school and all school like things, like rulers, pencils, notebooks, ect.
Person 1: Augh! I can't go to school today!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because I'm a schooliphobe!
schooliphobe by Halliepanda December 7, 2006

Schoolshooter 

1.)A person with no friends who will most likely give up on life and bring a gun to school to shoot classmates as revenge. 2.)A person with no life who sits at home all day watching television, using the computer, playing video games, etc.
Haha, look at that kid eating lunch all by himself. I bet he is a schoolshooter
Schoolshooter by camelkk May 16, 2008

schoolsickness 

A feeling generally obtained at the end of the summer, when summer has gotten boring and old, and one is ready to return to school and see people they haven't since June.
Man summer's getting old and I havent seen Chris or Rob all summer. I sorta want to start the year. I have a case of schoolsickness I guess.
schoolsickness by Matt0912 August 22, 2009

schoolshooter 

Loser who will one day bring in a gun and perform a massacre on his school.
OMG stay away from him. He looks like a schoolshooter
schoolshooter by Jonkan Bloe May 14, 2008

Schooliphile 

someone who is out of school and is attracted to students at school
you know mike, he's 21 and he's going out with a 16 year old student. what a Schooliphile

schoolsick 

(adj.) The feeling you get when you're tired of school. Symptoms include nausea, boredom, sleepiness, and lack of motivation. Cured with rest. You don't want to go to school but you have to.
She was so schoolsick, she couldn't finish her homework.
schoolsick by student808 November 20, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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