schmorge 

1) when you are taking a shower and have especially dry skin and the skin rolls off into these little spongy wet skin balls
2) the little bit of water at the bottom of the shower when you are done that is not quite clear and is full of aforementioned dry-skin-balls. essentially, dead skin cells mixed with shower water.

Check out this really awesome mini-snowman i made out of my schmorge!

schmorge by bigtyrone May 10, 2009

schmorge 

when u r in the shower and u r usin one of those scrub things and u scrub off a layer of ur skin. the dead skin comes off and u can make it into different shapes

yesterday, my schmorge clogged up the drain so bad that i had to toilet plunger it.

dude! get ur schmorge off the shower walls!

schmorge by deshawn williams May 11, 2009

schmogerty 

bull crap, lies, untruth

a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5

Action 52 rated number 1 NES classic? What a load of schmogerty!

schmogerty by MrHorrible October 23, 2011

schmormels 

A reaction used when you are hassled.

Can also be used as "schmormie" or "schmorms" or "schmormed"

"Schmorms! I can't find my keys!"

"Man! That fu*ker is such a schmormels!"

"That test got me all schmormed up"

schmormels by lectop February 28, 2004

schmorgisborg 

A large quantity of something, with diverse variation, served or otherwise open to people. Typically refers to a platter of food at a social gathering. The word is derived from Nordic languages, it's exact source unknown, and is used by Americans of Northern European descent, such as those in the American Midwest.

-"Did you see this, Phil? The Lutheran picnic even has lutefisk!"
-"It's a whole schmorgisborg, Marylis! Let's go home and make whoopie, eh?"

schmorgisborg by Stroganoff August 6, 2008

Schmogerty 

Possessed of a looseness of manner that others find attractive.

Having mad swagger.

"Dude may be ancient and kind of a sell-out, but Ice-T is still schmogerty as hell."

Schmogerty by Servant of the Shadows October 22, 2011

Schmerger

A make-out slut. Loves to slip the tongue never finish the job. A mans kryptonite.

1.Wow, what the fuck dude, did the girl kyle seriously just get with osh, hewitt and the shmister in under an hour. Thats pretty impressive, but that makes her a fucking schmerger.

2. I'm so pissed right now. I was gettin with that girl for like 2 months and she hasnt touched my bird yet. What a schmerger

3. Fucking schmerger!!!!!

Schmerger by D-Baggger October 11, 2008