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schmoove 

Something that is so fucking bad ass that the universe buckles under it's awesomeness.
The cat is god damn schmoove.
schmoove by whytheam August 8, 2009

schmoove 

To describe a certain group that keeps this fucking bad ass word a secret to other groups.
Is Spode schmoove? Probably...
schmoove by KingSpode July 26, 2018

Schmoove 

An organization that is so baddass that it is able to reach Steins;Gate
Bruh that organization is so schmoove
Schmoove by Corny Big July 30, 2019

Schmoove 

Verb; Present tense
The action of one performing intercourse while riding a unicycle. Often causes extreme discomfort for both parties involved.
“Hey Jamie. Mind if I schmoove with you on our way to school?”
Schmoove by NecroTits March 22, 2021

Double Schmoove 

When your having sex with a condom, but pull out, just in case.
Damn...I almost got Christina pregnant last night, good thing I did the Double Schmoove

schmooey 

another term for the popular 'cheat engine.' (except it will steal your money)
dude, i heard about that 'schmooey' thing. pretty shitty huh?
schmooey by therealcallofdutygamer January 13, 2022