schmoobear

A term of endearment that is composed of silly-sounding phonetics to make an overwhelmingly masculine person seem more approachable.

Schmoobear, schmoobear. What do you want to do tonight, schmoobear? Something that won't be devastatingly feminine?

by Wubsidaisy April 25, 2013

Schmoozer

A schmoozer can be one of two things, either:

1.) Someone with the God-given talent of saying all the right things in order to secretly manipulate a situation so that his or her own concealed goals are fulfilled.

**For example, tons of guys at the bar are schmoozers. They'll say anything a girl wants to hear so she'll be more likely to take him back to her place**

OR

2.) Someone who just charms the pants off of people for the sake of their own amusement.

Old woman: What is a strapping young man like yourself attending an old lady's 80th birthday party for?
Dude: 80? You don't look a day over 21!
Old woman: Tehe, you are quite the schmoozer!

by EloisePrettyPlease March 26, 2012

schooberry

Schooberry (skoo-beh-ree) - a dingleberry that sticks to the tip of your cat's tail when it walks between your legs with it's tail up after you have pooped.

I ran out of toilet paper this morning and wiped with my cat, now he has a huge schooberry. Please wash your hands if you pet him.

by Luther Bazoo November 13, 2017

schmoozer

A person skilled in the art of ingratiating small talk – talk that is business oriented, designed to both provide and solicit personal information but avoids overt pitching.

Boy, that Tony, what a schmoozer. He went to a Happy Hour and got contact information on the Senior Partner at Boogle & Walters.

by Tom LaBelle October 5, 2004

schmoozer

One who talks smoothly. Smooth talker, sweet talker. Mostly used by men to get into a womans bed. Originated from one who's name is Cam.

Did you hear that Michael got into Jamie's pants... He must be a real schmoozer!"

by Mike September 8, 2004

schmoosarse

A mythical beast that enjoys tea and reading. The schmoosarse is a very smart being that can bake well. Approach the schmoosarse with caution , it does not like hugs but with multiple people it can be overpowered quickly.

Man, schmoosarse bakes some pretty tasty cakes

by ejg62 August 14, 2011

Shmoobear

There are few shmoobears in the world. And even fewer cute shmoobears. The cutes and best shmoobear there is is named Jessica. they get no better than her. shmoobears are generally really cute and cuddly, smell really good and like to be with other shmoobears. They are sometimes referred to as shmoo(s), shmooshie(s), pooh bear, shmooface, shmooshica, shmooshiewooshie

oh you're so cute, you must be a shmoobear

by shmooshie December 13, 2010