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There are few shmoobears in the world. And even fewer cute shmoobears. The cutes and best shmoobear there is is named Jessica. they get no better than her. shmoobears are generally really cute and cuddly, smell really good and like to be with other shmoobears. They are sometimes referred to as shmoo(s), shmooshie(s), pooh bear, shmooface, shmooshica, shmooshiewooshie
oh you're so cute, you must be a shmoobear
Shmoobear by shmooshie December 13, 2010
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A shoober is a heckin cute doggo that typically sports thick white fluff and a smile that goes on for days. A slang term for a shoober is “Samoyed”.
Wow, that’s one good shoober doin a loud bork!
Shoober by LetosMadre December 31, 2017
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Shmoozered 

“Dude, I’m fucking Shmoozered right now
“Ima bouta get shmoozered”
Shmoozered by Danksmonker69 June 6, 2019

Boober Smoober

one who is overly obsessed with boobs therefore is constantly getting smothered by boobs.
yo that pimp is acting like such a boober smoober. "yo pimp, get those titties out of your face"
Boober Smoober by Patrick and Jarret September 26, 2008

Shmoozer 

ONE WHO SHMOOZES. A smooth talker. Someone who has a way with words and uses it to their advantage. (i.e with members of the opposite sex)
He's known as a shmoozer when it comes to the ladies.
Shmoozer by Shoelaces October 6, 2011

boober smoober

1.)one who smothers womens tits in their face.
2.)one who gets a lot of female boobs in their face and therefore has found themselves greatly erected in the pants
Man that pimp is acting like such a boober smoober, " yo pimp, get those titties out of yo face"
boober smoober by jarret and pat October 7, 2008

Shmoobeing 

while making make out one puts one tongue in the others mouth making a slurping sound
" Oh yeah baby"

" Stop it your drownding my mouth, YOUR SHMOOBEING ME!!!!"