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There are few shmoobears in the world. And even fewer cute shmoobears. The cutes and best shmoobear there is is named Jessica. they get no better than her. shmoobears are generally really cute and cuddly, smell really good and like to be with other shmoobears. They are sometimes referred to as shmoo(s), shmooshie(s), pooh bear, shmooface, shmooshica, shmooshiewooshie
oh you're so cute, you must be a shmoobear
Shmoobear by shmooshie December 13, 2010
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A shoober is a heckin cute doggo that typically sports thick white fluff and a smile that goes on for days. A slang term for a shoober is “Samoyed”.
Wow, that’s one good shoober doin a loud bork!
Shoober by LetosMadre December 31, 2017
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Shmoozered 

“Dude, I’m fucking Shmoozered right now”
“Ima bouta get shmoozered”
Shmoozered by Danksmonker69 June 6, 2019

Boober Smoober

one who is overly obsessed with boobs therefore is constantly getting smothered by boobs.
yo that pimp is acting like such a boober smoober. "yo pimp, get those titties out of your face"
Boober Smoober by Patrick and Jarret September 26, 2008

Shmoozer 

ONE WHO SHMOOZES. A smooth talker. Someone who has a way with words and uses it to their advantage. (i.e with members of the opposite sex)
He's known as a shmoozer when it comes to the ladies.
Shmoozer by Shoelaces October 6, 2011

boober smoober

1.)one who smothers womens tits in their face.
2.)one who gets a lot of female boobs in their face and therefore has found themselves greatly erected in the pants
Man that pimp is acting like such a boober smoober, " yo pimp, get those titties out of yo face"
boober smoober by jarret and pat October 7, 2008

Shmoobeing 

while making make out one puts one tongue in the others mouth making a slurping sound
" Oh yeah baby"

" Stop it your drownding my mouth, YOUR SHMOOBEING ME!!!!"
Shmoobeing by freakydeakygirl May 13, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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