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A mythical beast that enjoys tea and reading. The schmoosarse is a very smart being that can bake well. Approach the schmoosarse with caution , it does not like hugs but with multiple people it can be overpowered quickly.
Man, schmoosarse bakes some pretty tasty cakes
by ejg62 August 11, 2011
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