Schmoobed

The state of being so absurdly high that you cannot think or move. Time stops and you no longer exist in this dimension alone. Your soul now partly exists in several other parallel universes and you feel absolutely numb. Nothing makes sense and yet everything makes sense. This usually occurs after 5 strong weed brownies, or several mushrooms, or acid tabs. Once you reach this state, your view of the universe is eternally altered. You realize that everything is infinite and a spectrum of love. This world becomes eternally beautiful and your fear ceases to exist.

I got schmoobed as fuck last night when i took 9 grams of shrooms after an hour of bong hits.

by Light a bong with a laser April 8, 2017

schmoob

a term used to describe someone in an affectionate way...whether the person has been silly or is very dear to you. Schmoob is also known as (sweetheart).

Ahh bless you're such a schmoob

by *-* August 12, 2005

Schmoob

It is the residue left over when you don't wipe the nut of your girlfriend's boobs.

Yo I heard Toomp found some Schmoob on his girl.

by TOomp March 11, 2021

schmoobing

Smothering by boobies

Your boobs are so big, you keep schmoobing me

by Terabytes April 9, 2017

Schmoob

When Someone or something is physically or mentally clumsy or silly

Mike was real schmoob when he fell yesterday

by Schmoob March 27, 2015

Schmoob

One with an inability to lose their virginity. Often due to a sexual or physical impairment.

“Hey, look at that schmoob over there!”
“What a loser. I bet he gets no bitches.”

by NecroTits March 22, 2021

Schmoob

Tiny man boobs that typically jiggle when you come into contact with them. Usually men can lactate out of them.

James got schmoobs.

by Bennett Dover October 23, 2019