schmoosarse 

A mythical beast that enjoys tea and reading. The schmoosarse is a very smart being that can bake well. Approach the schmoosarse with caution , it does not like hugs but with multiple people it can be overpowered quickly.

Man, schmoosarse bakes some pretty tasty cakes

schmoosarse by ejg62 August 14, 2011

schlossarse 

"Castle ass." Referring to Amber Jenkins. Word created by Amber Jenkins.

"Whoa, man! She is such a schlossarse!"

schlossarse by Jesus April 29, 2004