schmizzow

an interjectionary word. most used to express euphoria or orgasm.

Schmizzow! That was a great toe fuck!

by J-dubbles April 21, 2004

schmizzed

Under the influence of drugs/alcohol or buzzed no longer sober.

I I ain't gonna lie I'm a little schmizzed.

by DrizzyDropDrake January 22, 2017

schnizzwazz

Pissing yourself and liking it so much you do it again

finchy schnizzwazzed himself in the snow and he felt better

by weirdy August 13, 2006

Shizzower

A portmanteau of "shit," "jizz" and "shower" used to describe the stepwise act of going to a bathroom to defecate, masturbate and then take a shower.

I have a big date tonight so I'm gonna take a shizzower.

by Eunit89 May 29, 2017

Schmizzled

(adv/adj/n) A state of being in which one is all but sober. A spiritual blend of intoxication and levitation.

- Often results in one arriving in a temporary vegetable like state in which they watch trading spaces for hours on end.

Bro, Jake hit that k2 and was fucking SCHMIZZLED.

by Puberodaumous February 14, 2010

shizzow

Shizzow: Another form of "Booyah!" or "W00t!", also, a country formed by me and my 2 friends in Biology class.

"Shizzow, how do you like me now?!"

by Chris G. October 23, 2004

Schmizzle

The act of wearing long knee high socks with bright colors. To Schmizzle, one must act like their dear friend, Smeall. To achieve the full effects of getting Schmizzle, one must put their hair in pig tails and bat their eye lashes to get what they want.
Much like the act of getting Xyphie, but much more sophisticated!

"Let get Shmizzle!"
"Again! Yeah! I love putting my hair in pig tails, pulling up my crazy socks and batting my eye lashes to get what I want from men!"
"Don't forget you have to be super friendly too!"
"Yeah, like when we get Xyphie!"
"Man, I better grab my sticky notes to remember all these steps for getting Schmizzle!"

by Sarah Jane Schauer June 6, 2008