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Schmizzle 

The act of wearing long knee high socks with bright colors. To Schmizzle, one must act like their dear friend, Smeall. To achieve the full effects of getting Schmizzle, one must put their hair in pig tails and bat their eye lashes to get what they want.
Much like the act of getting Xyphie, but much more sophisticated!
"Let get Shmizzle!"
"Again! Yeah! I love putting my hair in pig tails, pulling up my crazy socks and batting my eye lashes to get what I want from men!"
"Don't forget you have to be super friendly too!"
"Yeah, like when we get Xyphie!"
"Man, I better grab my sticky notes to remember all these steps for getting Schmizzle!"
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schmizzle 

A legends Last Name also in slang term!
originated from Tim Schmidt
Yo! There is Tim Schmizzle
schmizzle by Tim Schmidt May 22, 2004
Under the influence of drugs/alcohol or buzzed no longer sober.
I I ain't gonna lie I'm a little schmizzed.
schmizzed by DrizzyDropDrake January 22, 2017

schmingle 

The act of schmoozing combined with the act of mingling particularly at a party or social gathering.
I need to go to the happy hour after work to schmingle with the yuppies.
schmingle by Jeff Snodgrass October 7, 2008

Schmetzle splash 

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.
I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.
Schmetzle splash by \_/Sar\_/ September 21, 2005

Schmigglet 

A half howler. 16oz container used to fill with mead.

First used at Arktos Meadery in Grand Rapids, Michigan
Could you please fill my schmigglet with mead?
Schmigglet by Kodiak Krusader August 9, 2017

Schminkle 

That girl in a bikini has a sexy little schminkle.
Schminkle by zugale November 4, 2018
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