schmeigal

Another term for "hot" or "sexy", Goodlooking in general.

Damn yo did you see that girl shes mad schmeigal.

by DiamondV December 7, 2010

Schmeidlered

To have one's lowest moments in the legal system turned to art.

"Look, another celebrity DUI. By next week, they'll probably be Schmeidlered."

by Ian J. April 25, 2008

Shmeigal

to be awkward, weird, random, and shmeigally.

can also be shortened to "shmeig".

used to describe someone.

"Omg look at Jenn dancing"
"Hahahaha she's such a shmeigal"

by shmeigallyshmeigal October 1, 2012

schmeal muffin

A batch of muffins you eat directly after application of dry towel cream. You eat them quickly while no one is looking.

-in a bot voice-: Nathan Keller ate a batch of schmeal muffins. He ate them quickly while no one was watching. What an actual shmuck.

by HimmlerLicksPenis April 21, 2019

Schmeggadiggazord

A term used to describe the length and pure girth of Dwayne The CockJohnsons's Massive Cock.

-Dwayne The CockJohnsons's Dick is so big it looks like a Schmeggadiggazord.
-Dwayne The CockJohnsons's bitch wasn't listening to him, So he slapped her with his Schmeggadiggazord.

by Gunshoes October 8, 2020

schmeal

Large, sasquatch like creature seen prowling the University of Minnesota campus in a bathrobe, playing disc golf. Can be attracted by cake, or calls of "what's the deal schmeal?"

"Schmeal will eat cake."

by Pioneer February 20, 2005

schmegaling

being unproductive, lazy, and procrastinating life, being completely out of tune with the world and thinking on a primitive level wasting away life, usually done if really bored or if unwilling to participate with daily demands of life

"you study for that exam yet"
"no i was schmegaling hard yesterday"

by schming king April 25, 2010