schmegy 

The sticky feeling produced by the state of overheating just between normal temperature and actual perspiration.

Ugh, my shirt is hard to take off because I'm all schmegy.

schmegy by Prof. Realgoodenglish September 30, 2022

Schmegtastic Jack Martin 

A term often used for someone whom possesis a extreme amount of Schmegma

That lad over there he’s a full on schmegtastic jack Martin

Schmegtastic Jack Martin by TheDogFondller May 28, 2020

schmegegy 

Yiddish word that means buffoon, idiot, or dummy

David: I don't want people to think I'm wrong, I'll look like a schegegy.

Iris: Well, you fell down a flight of stairs and had a cake fall over you. You're already a schmegegy!

schmegegy by Moonwarrior December 19, 2007

schmegma lips 

(n) the white shit that gathers in the corners of one's mouth after eating stank rotten pussy or sucking dry dirty dick

Wipe your mouth before you hit the bowl Todd, you have shmegma lips!

schmegma lips by todd murphy May 13, 2005

Schmegory 

NOUN : (a schmegory) One individual who is awkward in social situations, has an

awkward appearance, is consistently overlooked and out-shined by others; the

male version of Meg from Family Guy

ADJECTIVE: (schmeg) Awkward in appearance; it's not gross, it's not right, it's

just 'eh'

VERB: (schmegoring) In the process of doing something incredibly awkward or

behaving awkwardly in a public context

NOUN: "Dude, what's been up with Tommy lately?"

"I don't know, he's acting like a schmegory..."

ADJECTIVE: "Tommy is doing 'No Shave November' and his facial hair is looking

schmeg......."

VERB: "Bobby was schmegoring at the party last night."

"Yeah he was acting very schmeg."

Schmegory by Two Palmettos and a Guido November 17, 2009

Schmeggadiggazord

A term used to describe the length and pure girth of Dwayne The CockJohnsons's Massive Cock.

-Dwayne The CockJohnsons's Dick is so big it looks like a Schmeggadiggazord.
-Dwayne The CockJohnsons's bitch wasn't listening to him, So he slapped her with his Schmeggadiggazord.

Schmeggadiggazord by Gunshoes October 8, 2020

phi psy schmegma kai toothbrush 

The underground fraternal act of slowly removing the penis from your pants, being careful not to disturb the unsuspecting victim (usually sleeping or dead from multiple keg stands) and rolling the tip and foreskin of your penis over the victims mouth allowing all of the schmegma buildup and residue to be dispersed in the victims oral cavity. The addition of some schmegma covered pubes to the concoction is also allowed.

After i phi psy schmegma kai toothbrushed that fat chick last night my dick might just be clean enough to eat off of without the taste of old ass cheese and sorority muff.

phi psy schmegma kai toothbrush by dive team 13 September 6, 2010