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Schmegory

NOUN : (a schmegory) One individual who is awkward in social situations, has an

awkward appearance, is consistently overlooked and out-shined by others; the

male version of Meg from Family Guy

ADJECTIVE: (schmeg) Awkward in appearance; it's not gross, it's not right, it's

just 'eh'

VERB: (schmegoring) In the process of doing something incredibly awkward or

behaving awkwardly in a public context
NOUN: "Dude, what's been up with Tommy lately?"

"I don't know, he's acting like a schmegory..."

ADJECTIVE: "Tommy is doing 'No Shave November' and his facial hair is looking

schmeg......."

VERB: "Bobby was schmegoring at the party last night."

"Yeah he was acting very schmeg."
by Two Palmettos and a Guido November 17, 2009
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schmegegy

Yiddish word that means buffoon, idiot, or dummy
David: I don't want people to think I'm wrong, I'll look like a schegegy.

Iris: Well, you fell down a flight of stairs and had a cake fall over you. You're already a schmegegy!
by Moonwarrior December 19, 2007
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schmeggy

cheezy, nasty, reeking like smegma
the milk went all schmeggy
by butthead April 15, 2008
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Schmegly

Any gross, disgusting, or slimy substance fond in any location it should NOT be.
Hey dude!! What's that schmegly on your shirt
by Kspenst March 26, 2017
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Schmegly

One of the best Dot workers to come through and is a drone like papschmere
Schmegly is one hell of a guy
by Flaggerboyschmegles September 30, 2021
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Schmegly

Guy who fucks around with many women but is a cool dude and is a drone
That guy schmegly the one who’s flagging is cool
by Flaggerboyschmegles September 30, 2021
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Schmegdorf

1) A small woodland creature that only enters the city when in search of dingle-berries.

2) A large chubby kid whose cheeks turn to red streaks when he thinks about an activity that will pull him from his fat, french-fri eating ass from the couch. Characteristically has a oder and waxy buildup around the neck.
I wouldn't touch that schmegdorf.. I hear they're endangered.

Check out that schmegdorf over there! He smells like dick-cheese.
by Future John February 3, 2005
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