Schmegory 

NOUN : (a schmegory) One individual who is awkward in social situations, has an

awkward appearance, is consistently overlooked and out-shined by others; the

male version of Meg from Family Guy

ADJECTIVE: (schmeg) Awkward in appearance; it's not gross, it's not right, it's

just 'eh'

VERB: (schmegoring) In the process of doing something incredibly awkward or

behaving awkwardly in a public context

NOUN: "Dude, what's been up with Tommy lately?"

"I don't know, he's acting like a schmegory..."

ADJECTIVE: "Tommy is doing 'No Shave November' and his facial hair is looking

schmeg......."

VERB: "Bobby was schmegoring at the party last night."

"Yeah he was acting very schmeg."

Schmegory by Two Palmettos and a Guido November 17, 2009

schmegegy 

Yiddish word that means buffoon, idiot, or dummy

David: I don't want people to think I'm wrong, I'll look like a schegegy.

Iris: Well, you fell down a flight of stairs and had a cake fall over you. You're already a schmegegy!

schmegegy by Moonwarrior December 19, 2007

schmeggy 

cheezy, nasty, reeking like smegma

the milk went all schmeggy

schmeggy by butthead April 15, 2008

Schmegly 

Any gross, disgusting, or slimy substance fond in any location it should NOT be.

Hey dude!! What's that schmegly on your shirt

Schmegly by Kspenst March 26, 2017

Schmegly 

One of the best Dot workers to come through and is a drone like papschmere

Schmegly is one hell of a guy

Schmegly by Flaggerboyschmegles September 30, 2021

Schmegly 

Guy who fucks around with many women but is a cool dude and is a drone

That guy schmegly the one who’s flagging is cool

Schmegly by Flaggerboyschmegles September 30, 2021

Schmegdorf 

1) A small woodland creature that only enters the city when in search of dingle-berries.

2) A large chubby kid whose cheeks turn to red streaks when he thinks about an activity that will pull him from his fat, french-fri eating ass from the couch. Characteristically has a oder and waxy buildup around the neck.

I wouldn't touch that schmegdorf.. I hear they're endangered.

Check out that schmegdorf over there! He smells like dick-cheese.

Schmegdorf by Future John February 3, 2005