schmegal 

A dirty, staggering, drunken, smelly creature. Usually has its hands wrapped around a bottle of vodka murmuring "my precious" , "my precious". Also lives exclusively on a diet of salisbury steak which results in "ass puppets" galore!

Mike was a complete schmegal after another weekend of his usual behavior!

schmegal by beer stud May 8, 2008

schmeal muffin

A batch of muffins you eat directly after application of dry towel cream. You eat them quickly while no one is looking.

-in a bot voice-: Nathan Keller ate a batch of schmeal muffins. He ate them quickly while no one was watching. What an actual shmuck.

schmeal muffin by HimmlerLicksPenis April 21, 2019

schmeal 

Large, sasquatch like creature seen prowling the University of Minnesota campus in a bathrobe, playing disc golf. Can be attracted by cake, or calls of "what's the deal schmeal?"

"Schmeal will eat cake."

schmeal by Pioneer February 20, 2005

schmegaling 

being unproductive, lazy, and procrastinating life, being completely out of tune with the world and thinking on a primitive level wasting away life, usually done if really bored or if unwilling to participate with daily demands of life

"you study for that exam yet"
"no i was schmegaling hard yesterday"

schmegaling by schming king April 25, 2010

shmegally 

everything and anything.

(Verb) "hey shamu, what are you up to?"

"oh ya know, just shmegallying"

(Noun) "hey talls whatcha drinking?"

"Oh just a shmegally, its really hot"

(Adjective) "Damn girl you look shmegal today, HOT"

shmegally by Shmegallian November 23, 2011

coop schmeal 

used in reference to james cooper who needs to come downstairs and schmeal

Coop dinner! Coop schmeal! Coop your friends are here!

My coop schmeal brings all the noras to the yard and they're like coop dinner!
damn right
coop phone!

coop schmeal by zeynep December 8, 2004

Schmegliochasm 

The air pocket inside of a geode

“Agates are formed over time after a schmegliochasm is introduced into the surrounding rock”

Schmegliochasm by Gregnant_rock October 2, 2020