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schmeal muffin
A batch of muffins you eat directly after application of dry towel cream. You eat them quickly while no one is looking.
-in a bot voice-: Nathan Keller ate a batch of schmeal muffins. He ate them quickly while no one was watching. What an actual shmuck.
schmeal muffin by HimmlerLicksPenis April 21, 2019
Related Words
schmegal • schmegaling • Schmegalmulch • Schmegalmulcher • schmeal • schmeagle • shmegal • Schmegly • Schmiegal • schlegal
schmegaling
being unproductive, lazy, and procrastinating life, being completely out of tune with the world and thinking on a primitive level wasting away life, usually done if really bored or if unwilling to participate with daily demands of life
schmegaling by schming king April 25, 2010
shmegally
everything and anything.
(Verb) "hey shamu, what are you up to?"
"oh ya know, just shmegallying"
(Noun) "hey talls whatcha drinking?"
"Oh just a shmegally, its really hot"
(Adjective) "Damn girl you look shmegal today, HOT"
"oh ya know, just shmegallying"
(Noun) "hey talls whatcha drinking?"
"Oh just a shmegally, its really hot"
(Adjective) "Damn girl you look shmegal today, HOT"
shmegally by Shmegallian November 23, 2011
coop schmeal
Coop dinner! Coop schmeal! Coop your friends are here!
My coop schmeal brings all the noras to the yard and they're like coop dinner!
damn right
coop phone!
My coop schmeal brings all the noras to the yard and they're like coop dinner!
damn right
coop phone!
coop schmeal by zeynep December 8, 2004
Schmegliochasm
Schmegliochasm by Gregnant_rock October 2, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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