A dirty, staggering, drunken, smelly creature. Usually has its hands wrapped around a bottle of vodka murmuring "my precious" , "my precious". Also lives exclusively on a diet of salisbury steak which results in "ass puppets" galore!
by beer stud May 08, 2008
being unproductive, lazy, and procrastinating life, being completely out of tune with the world and thinking on a primitive level wasting away life, usually done if really bored or if unwilling to participate with daily demands of life
by schming king April 25, 2010