schmebs

alternate spelling for smebs.

All I wanted last night was a schmeb. Couldn't she have done that much?

by captainlonghair April 19, 2005

Schmebar

Suck my dick.

Woman: What do you want to do tonight?
Man: After your done in the kitchen, you should schmebar.

by Anonymous2001 September 26, 2010

Schmeast

To destroy utterly

Person 1: Got him, he's down.
Person 2: Holy, you just schmeasted on that man.

by Proxyeus May 18, 2023

Schmeebs

Parts of the female human body that contain the organs that secrete milk used to feed infants. See boobs, tits, tatas.

"Ever notice that Jessica Simpson has a great set of schmeebs?"

by Rob789 May 9, 2006

schmeebs

Another word for man boobies. They can be large, in which case a wedgie may form underneath the schmeeb. Or in muscular men, the schmeebs are chiseled and glorified.

Man, did you see the schmeebs on that guy?

by The Schmeeb October 7, 2007

Schmeiser

Slang term meaning Penis. Literally meaning something that is used to Schmeis (Whip) as a strap etc.

Have you seen him? Wow. What a Schmeiser!

by Jay Hat April 7, 2007

schmesh

An obscure slang term used to mean definitely, affirmative, yeah, yes, or roger that.

Zerokool: Are you a fucking idiot?
Engage: Schmesh!

by Hadrian123 July 28, 2009