captainlonghair's definitions

schmebs

alternate spelling for smebs.

All I wanted last night was a schmeb. Couldn't she have done that much?

by captainlonghair April 19, 2005

smebs

noun.

Acronym for "suck my ebony boner". Can also use the alternate spelling, schmebs. The origin of the word can be traced back to the midwest, or more specifically, Port Huron, MI.

So I says to the bitch, "schmebs or what?"

Damn, that ho is a delicious schmebulator!

by captainlonghair April 18, 2005

flump

the sound that a turd makes as it is forcefully dislodged from the ass by a powerful fart

The explosive pressure in my gut was instantly released following the flump of a turd.

by captainlonghair April 18, 2005