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Definitions by captainlonghair

All I wanted last night was a schmeb. Couldn't she have done that much?
schmebs by captainlonghair April 19, 2005
noun.

Acronym for "suck my ebony boner". Can also use the alternate spelling, schmebs. The origin of the word can be traced back to the midwest, or more specifically, Port Huron, MI.
So I says to the bitch, "schmebs or what?"

Damn, that ho is a delicious schmebulator!
smebs by captainlonghair April 18, 2005
the sound that a turd makes as it is forcefully dislodged from the ass by a powerful fart
The explosive pressure in my gut was instantly released following the flump of a turd.
flump by captainlonghair April 18, 2005